The Room (2003)
Mike Holmes: Mike
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Quotes
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Mike : I have to go see Michelle in a little bit to make out with her.
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Mike : Hi Johnny, what's going on?
Johnny : Oh hai Mike, what's new?
Mike : Oh, actually Johnny, I got a, I got a little bit of a, tragedy.
Johnny : Uh-huh.
Mike : On my hands... yeah. Me and... Michelle, we were... we were making out, uh, in your place?
Johnny : Hahaha.
Mike : And, Lisa and Claudette sort of, uh, walked in on us. In the middle of it. That's not the end of the story.
Johnny : Go on, I'm listening.
Mike : OK. We're go-we're going at it, and um, I get out of there as fast as possible, you know, I-I get my pants, I get my shirt, and I get out of there. And then about halfway down the stairs I realise that I, I have misplaced, I have forgotten, something.
Johnny : Mmm-mmm.
Mike : Uh... my underwear.
Johnny : Hahaha.
Mike : So, pft, so I come back to get it, you know, I pretend I need a book...
Johnny : Uh-huh.
Mike : I'm looking for my book, and I-I-I reach in and put the underwear in my pocket ready to slide out real quick?
Johnny : Uh-huh.
Mike : Well Claudette, she saw it, sticking out, of my pocket?
Johnny : Uh-huh.
Mike : She pulls it out, and she's showing everybody... me underwears.
Johnny : You must be kidding, underwear, I got the picture.
Mike : Yeah, I don't know what to do.
Johnny : That's life!
