D.E.B.S. (2004)

Holland Taylor: Ms. Petrie

Quotes 

• Mrs. Peatree : Are you kidding me? We conduct a nationwide manhunt for you and you're boning the suspect? Did you think this was a joke? "Let's divert federal resources and man hours so I can have my collegiate lesbian fling in style."

  Amy : I was doing research.

  Mrs. Peatree : I'll bet.

• Mrs. Peatree : [to herself, very upset]  Treason! Obstructing justice? We're going to be the laughing stock of the intelligence community!

  [whirls from fireplace to Amy] 

  Mrs. Peatree : I'm going to send you so far away that luxuries like toilet paper and diet coke are but a distant memory.

  Max : Mrs. Peatree?

  Mrs. Peatree : Is someone speaking to me? Because that would be very ill advised.

  Max : Mrs. Peatree, this whole incident can no doubt be a source of embarrassment for the academy, and you, right?

  Mrs. Peatree : Have I *not* been speaking English?

• Mrs. Peatree : Annie,

  Madeline : Amy.

  Mrs. Peatree : Amy, I think you identify with Lucy Diamond. I think she sees your pathos. You've got some dangerous union symbiosis going on- What's that movie with Jodie? And the little dog falls in the well with the lotion?

  Madeline : Silence of the lambs.

  Mrs. Peatree : You're the lamb, Amy.

• Mrs. Peatree : This is not the Girl Scouts, this is espionage!