D.E.B.S. (2004)

Jordana Brewster: Lucy Diamond

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• Lucy : [on an awkward first date]  So, you're an assassin.

  Ninotchka : Da.

  Lucy : How's that work?

  Ninotchka : It's mostly freelance.

• Lucy : I didn't even want to be a criminal. I wanted to be a pirate.

  Amy : [laughs]  Pirates are criminals.

  Lucy : Oh. Whoops.

• [Amy fails to unhook Lucy's bra properly during their make-out session] 

  Lucy : Oww! Did you just snap my bra?

  Amy : Er... no.

  Lucy : Yeah, you did. That hasn't happened to me since sixth grade.

  Amy : I was trying to be smooth.

• Lucy , Amy : [Simultaneously]  Oh god, I'm sorry. I am so sorry.

  Amy : Oh my god...

  Lucy : Shit.

  Amy : You're Lucy Diamond.

  Lucy : You're a D.E.B.

  Amy : You have the right to remain silent...

  Lucy : You're reading me my rights?

  Amy : Anything you say can and will be used against you.

  [Lucy and Amy look at each other with anticipation. Amy starts to look uneasy. Lucy gives Amy a look like she's just realized how cute Amy is, then Amy talks] 

  Amy : Okay here's the thing.

  Lucy : Yeah?

  Amy : I am really not up for dying today.

  Lucy : Me neither.

  Amy : So, I was thinking that uh, why don't you put your gun down.

  Lucy : Why don't you put your gun down?

  Amy : You're the criminal and I'm the cop, so I think I'm technically more trustworthy.

  Lucy : So far I was totally minding my own business on some stupid blind date when you guys decided to rain shit all over me.

  Amy : Wait. You were on a blind date?

  Lucy : Whatever.

  Amy : With that Russian girl?

  Lucy : What?

  Amy : Nothing. I just didn't know you were a...

  Lucy : Why would you know?

  Amy : Wow that really torpedoes my thesis.

• Lucy : Look, let's just pretend that we're in Barcelona, and you're in art school, and I'm renting sailboats to tourists, and no one's a super hero and no one's a villain, we're just us.

  [Amy looks at her smitten, and kisses her] 

• Scud : [Lucy's gang is robbing a bank. Scud goes to inform her of the situation]  D.E.B.S. en route - two minutes.

  Lucy : [primping self in mirror]  Do I look okay?

  Scud : [rolling eyes]  This is retarded.

• Lucy : Australia's toast.

  Scud : What's your beef with Australia?

  Lucy : I don't like their attitude!

• Lucy : Well, their poster child doesn't know it yet, but she's into me.

• Lucy : [feigning pain]  I just... I'm feeling really ill. It's my stomach. I, um, I think I have food poisoning.

  Ninotchka : Are you blowing me?

  Lucy : What?

  Ninotchka : Off. Are you blowing me off?

• Lucy : [while sitting on the couch next to Scud]  Scud, I don't know how this happened to me but

  [pause] 

  Lucy : being bad doesn't feel good anymore.

  Scud : Do you love her?

  Lucy : [sincerely nods] 

  Scud : You're willing to give up all this, the life of crime, the whole nine yards?

  Lucy : Whatever it takes.

• Scud : Oh my God! What a disaster! I am so sorry! Leave it up to the D.E.B.S... your in a town a week and their all over you, grabbing...

  [Lucy is sitting quiet with a little smile on her face] 

  Scud : What?

  Lucy : I met someone.

  Scud : [Slamming on brakes]  I knew it! I mean the thing about the dance was a little wierd, but i had a feeling that you and Ninotchka...

  Lucy : No, no, no, no, no Scud. Ninotchka was a train wreck thank you.

  Scud : [Puzzled]  I'm not following.

  Lucy : Okay, but you have to promise that you're not going to freak out.

  Scud : Freak Out? Why would I freak out...

  Lucy : Well, ya know sometimes you...

  Scud : [Freaking out]  OH MY GOD WHO IS IT?

  Lucy : What do you know about an Amy Bradshaw?

  Scud : Amy Bradshaw? The girl from the smuggling op?

  Lucy : No.

  Scud : Oh my god! Amy Bradshaw? Blonde hair? Plaid skirt? She's a D.E.B.!

  Lucy : So?

  Scud : Okay, not only is she a D.E.B., She's THE D.E.B.! She's the perfect score!

• Scud : Just promise me you'll be open.

  Lucy : Open to what?

  Scud : Open to love.

• Scud : You were dumped.

  Lucy : I was not dumped!

  Scud : Oh, you were dumped hard, and that sucks, but you took your time off in Antarctica or whatever.

  Lucy : Reykjavik. It's in Iceland.

• Lucy : Come with me. Come on, what do you have to lose?

  Amy : Everything.

• Max : If you break her heart, I will hunt you down and kill you.

  Lucy : [smiles]  Deal.

• Lucy : I guess I'll see you around... 'same bat time' or whatever.

• Scud : All right, then. We're going in.

  Lucy : What?

  Scud : We gots to get her back.

• Lucy : Okay, first of all, you are gonna have to swear to me that you are *not* gonna freak out about this.

  Scud : Freak out about what? Why would I freak out?

  Lucy : Well, you know, sometimes you can...

  Scud : [freaking out]  Oh, my God, Who is it?