Mirrormask (2005)
Rob Brydon: Morris Campbell, Prime Minister
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Quotes
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Citizen : The charm.
Prime Minister : No, that's actually a chicken.
Citizen : The charm.
Prime Minister : I understand this must be quite painful for you but really it is a chicken.
Chicken : I keep trying to tell him, he just doesn't listen.
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Prime Minister : It's like trying to find a need... no, not a needle. Something SMALLER than a needle, in a haystack, when you don't even know if you're in the right field!
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Prime Minister : We had days and nights with suns and moons and all those little twinkly things.
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Helena : [talking about the charm] What does it look like?
Prime Minister : I don't know.
Helena : Well... how big is it?
Prime Minister : I don't know.
Helena : Well... what kind of places could it be in?
Prime Minister : I don't know.
Helena : What do you know?
Prime Minister : I think I'd know it if I saw it.
Helena : Would you?
Prime Minister : I don't know... What if I have seen it and I didn't know it. What if it was the chicken!
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Prime Minister : Right, and you reckon that's the charm, hmm?
Citizen : Yes.
Prime Minister : I'd have to say, to me, it looks rather like half a brick.
Citizen : Not really. Well... a bit...
Prime Minister : it's half a brick isn't it?
Citizen : Ermmmmm...
Prime Minister : Good try, thanks for coming. Next.
