Early Doors (2003–2004)
Rodney Litchfield: Tommy
Quotes
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Eddie : Ken, Ken er, Ken?
Joan : Hello, Ken, notice anything different?
Ken : Hello, Joan, Eddie. Bloody hell you two look smart, what's the occasion?
Tanya : It's their wedding anniversary, Ken.
Ken : Is it? Well, congratulations.
Joan : 19 years today.
Eddie : The great trainrobbers didn't get that eh, Ken eh?
[laughs]
Ken : Has Oscar Wilde come in?
Eddie : Ey, are you having that, Tommy? 19 years we've being together, the great trainrobbers didn't get that, eh?
Tommy : I've heard it before Eddie, millions of times.
Eddie : Righto, then.
Ken : So, what's your secret then, Eddie?
Eddie : Always be honest to each other, that's the first thing.
Ken : Oh, aye.
Eddie : And tell her you love her at least once a day.
Ken : Oh, well, make your mind up Eddie, it's one or the other.
Eddie : Ohm no, well, that's the secret
Tanya : Oh, I think it's lovely. So are you going anywhere nice?
Joan : Just in here. We might stop for some chips on the way home.
Joe : Bloody hell, Posh and Becks, eat your hearts out
Joan : [laughs] What is he like?
Tanya : Is that all your doing on your wedding anniversary then, Eddie, coming in here and then going for a bag of chips?
Eddie : Well, there's nothing wrong with that.
Tanya : It's hardly romantic, though, is it?
Ken : Show her how much you love her Eddie, throw in a fish.
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Tommy : [talking about how there is too much rubbish on the TV] That pillock from Sainsbury's was on again, he's never off him, cooking another pan full of shite that only his mates will eat. And then I flicked over to the other side and there were a bunch of nobodies sitting in a house and we're expected to watch them eat, sleep and shit and then as soon as they say anything interesting they put a load of bird noises on. I tell ya, I don't know what the world's coming to.
