- Mr. Bean: [opening his Airfix Classic Ship model kit, his present from Irma Gobb] Look at all these bits and stuff. Look at all those guns!
- [as Mr. Bean looks at the Airfix Classic Ship model kit Irma Gobb has given him for Christmas, he suddenly remembers her present]
- Mr. Bean: Oh!
- [Irma squeaks and giggles with excitement as he reaches under the table]
- Mr. Bean: I've got it here. There!
- [he hands her something thin and rectangular. She looks disappointed since she was expecting an engagement ring. She unwraps it - it's the cardboard display picture of a newly-engaged couple from the jewellery shop window. This is what he really thought she was pointing at earlier]
- Mr. Bean: It's got this cardboard thing on the back so it can stand there, or it can stand there, or it can even stand just here. Brilliant. Isn't it brilliant?
- [as he goes back to his model kit, she gets up from the table and sits on the end of his bed. She starts crying]
- Mr. Bean: Oh, no, no, don't cry. Oh! Oh, I forgot the main bit. There.
- [he takes a little box out of his pocket. She takes it and unwraps it, it's a ring box. She is overjoyed and hugs him. She opens the box and sees what looks like a ring inside, but as she takes it out... it's a hook]
- Mr. Bean: [taking it off her and hooking it onto the display picture] It hooks onto here. See?
- [he goes to hang it on the wall, then hears his front door slamming. She's gone. He looks surprised and confused]
- Mr. Bean: What was wrong with it?
- [Irma hasn't yet seen that Mr. Bean is walking around the flat with his head stuck inside a huge turkey]
- Irma Gobb: You got the turkey on?
- Mr. Bean: [Irma gets out Mr. Bean's Christmas present] Oh! My present! Ooh!
- [before Mr. Bean can take his present from her, she holds it behind her back and puckers her lips, wanting a kiss. Confused by this, Mr. Bean just stands there puckering his lips instead of kissing her. Then he gives up]
- Mr. Bean: [pointing behind her] Oh, look.
- [she turns around to look, he snatches the present from her]