A Dirty Shame (2004)
Tracey Ullman: Sylvia
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Quotes
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Paige : Admit to God... you are a whore.
Sylvia Stickles : I'm a whore.
Paige : Good. Now, make a list of all the people you've fucked and apologize to their parents.
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Sylvia Stickles : Something is the matter with your vagina!
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Dora : Ever take a rufie?
Sylvia Stickles : No!
Dora : Me neither. I'm afraid I'll stay home and date rape myself all night long.
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Sylvia Stickles : Somebody, somewhere, finish me off!
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Ronnie the Rimmer : Hello. I'm Ronnie the Rimmer, and I'm a sex addict.
Sylvia Stickles : I'm Sylvia, and my clitoris is in crisis.
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Caprice Stickles : I'm a sex addict, I'm an exhibitionist, and I'm your daughter.
Sylvia Stickles : Oh, Ursula, ever since my concussion, I've learned so much about eros. I'm a sex addict, too. I'm a cunnilingus bottom, and I'm your mother.
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[from trailer]
Sylvia Stickles : I'm Sylvia Stickles and I've got the itch!
Sexed-Up Black Neighbor : Come on up here and give me some of that strange.
Sylvia Stickles : I'm coming as fast as I can!
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[Fat Fuck Frank jumps out in front of Sylvia as the Yuppie neighbors work on their formstorm]
Fat Fuck Frank : Mrs. Stickles, my name Fat Fuck Frank and I'm your daughter's number one fan.
Sylvia Stickles : She moved to the Erie Canal area.
[the Neuter Yuppie Woman giggles]
Neuter Yuppie Man : Hey, Vaughn.
Vaughn Stickles : [to the Neuter Yuppie Man] Hey!
[to Fat Fuck Frank]
Vaughn Stickles : Caprice retired from show business. She's no longer a public figure.
Fat Fuck Frank : Her name ain't Caprice. It's "Ursula Udders" and she's famous. She got the biggest tits on Harford Road!
[the Neuter Yuppie Neighbors stifle their laughs]
Fat Fuck Frank : [shouting] Ursula! Ursula Udders!
Neuter Yuppie Man : Texture, that's what I call it.
Fat Fuck Frank : It's me, Fat Fuck Frank, and I miss them great big...!
[Vaughn puts his hand over Fat Fuck Frank's mouth and silences the rest of his shout while Caprice bangs on her windows]
Caprice Stickles : Destroy all Neuters!
Neuter Yuppie Woman : We sure didn't have this in D.C.
Neuter Yuppie Man : God, I love Baltimore. It's a real city of diversity.
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Sylvia Stickles : You were convicted of indecent exposure for the third time!
Caprice Stickles : I was promoting the art of dance!
Sylvia Stickles : With nude loitering? Nude and disorderly conduct? Nude drunken driving?
Caprice Stickles : I was not drunk! I was on pills!
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Sylvia Stickles : Mother, I don't feel well.
Big Ethel : Well, no wonder, they've got blatant homosexuals shopping right in our store. They eat life, you know... Sperm!
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Sylvia Stickles : Hey, would you like to go out for some funch?
Vaughn Stickles : What's funch?
Sylvia Stickles : Fucking during lunch!
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Sylvia Stickles : Feel like yodeling in the canyon?
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Sylvia Stickles : I'm Sylvia Stickles and I've got the itch!