Neo Ned (2005)

Gabrielle Union: Rachael

Quotes 

• [to Rachael] 

  Ned : You remember you asked me to tell you a happy story?

  Rachael : [Nods] 

  Ned : This is it. Me and you. We're my happy story.

• Ned : Oh, uh, believe me, I mean, if I... I wish to god I could take that back. I mean I wish I could un-fuck her...

  Rachael : You wish you could un-fuck her? You know what, If people could un-fuck people, then there world be a world full of virgins and I wouldn't have slit my fucking wrists!

• Ned : Well shit, if I can't hate the blacks, who can I hate.

  Rachael : I'm sure you'll find somebody, Ned.

• Rachael : Just so I understand, um, you want to have a war to divide up the country, in order to keep blacks away from the whites, then sneak across the border and meet me for coffee.

  Ned : Or a movie or something...

  Orderly Johnny : Ned. Ned! You're supposed to be in Mr. Johnson's office now.

  Ned : Okay.

  Rachael : It's a date. I'll meet you on the barbed wire fence.

• Rachael : How come all your stories end up with you getting injured?

  Ned : Oh, I don't know. Makes the story better, I guess.

• Rachael : Y'know, you really should stop using the word nigger. You know? You already showed me you can say it. And you came real close to spelling it, you sang it that time, which was really nice. So if you want to talk to me, and apparently you do, don't say it to my face. Wait 'til I walk away, and then say it. Like a good white person should.

• Rachael : Oh, god, Ned, wake up. They were assholes. Get it. Assholes. Whether they were white, jewish, black, they're assholes. You wanna hate somebody so badly, hate the friggin' assholes, 'cause they're everywhere.