The Fairly OddParents (TV Series)

Abra Catastrophe! (2002)

Susanne Blakeslee: Wanda, Mom

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Quotes 

• [about being fairy godmother to the monkey, Bippy] 

  Wanda : I don't know what's worse, the butt scratching or the scintillating conversation.

• [Timmy, disguised, threatens Crocker] 

  Denzel Crocker : Hmm. What could an evil ruler say in a time like this?

  Wanda : [captured]  I'm gonna let the fairy go?

  Denzel Crocker : NO. But good try, though. I respect that. He'd say SILENCE.

• Mom , Dad : And that's the truth.

• Mom : Maybe Timmy's right. Maybe we do fudge the truth too much.

  Dad : Now honey, I'm sure Timmy's overreacting. Let's just pop in the tape and see how long it takes to catch ourselves in a little white lie.

  Mom : You're right. I'll bet there's not a single lie on any of these tapes.

  [Scene of older footage of the Turner family on videotape] 

  Mom , Dad : The stork.

  Dad : Wow. That was quick.

• Wanda : When are you going to let me out?

  Denzel Crocker : What's today?

  Wanda : Tuesday.

  Denzel Crocker : Wednesday, Thursday... NEVER!