Alex:
So foul and fair a day I have not seen.
Girl in Cafeteria:
What are you writing?
Alex:
Uh, this? It's my plan.
Girl in Cafeteria:
For what?
Alex:
Oh, you'll see.
John McFarland:
Hey, what are you guys doing?
Alex:
Get the fuck out and don't come back! Some heavy shit's going down!
[
last lines]
Alex:
Eeney... Meeney... Meiny... Moe... Catch a... Tiger... By its... Toe ...
Alex:
Most importantly, have fun.
[
first lines]
Mr. McFarland:
What? Hey! Where are you going? Come here.
John McFarland:
Oh, my God, Dad.
Mr. McFarland:
Get in the car. You're gonna be late for school. Come on.
John McFarland:
Mom's gonna kill you.
[
last lines]
Nathan:
You're fuckin' sick. Don't do this.
Alex:
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
Acadia:
Hello.
John McFarland:
[
startled] Hi.
Acadia:
What's wrong?
John McFarland:
Nothing.
Acadia:
You were crying.
John McFarland:
[
shrugs] Yeah.
Acadia:
Is it something bad?
John McFarland:
...I don't know.
[
Acadia kisses John on the cheek]
Alex:
[
after Eric gets into the shower with him] Well this is it. We're gonna die today. I've never even kissed anyone before, have you?
[
Alex and Eric start kissing each other]
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