[
Gerry is in the opticians. He tries on a pair of half-moon glasses that he thinks make him look like David Dickinson, presenter of the "Bargain Hunt" (2000) antiques programme]
Gerry Standing:
David Dickinson?
Superintendent Sandra Pullman:
Yeah - but without the "David" or the "inson"
Superintendent Sandra Pullman:
She's not my girlfriend, she's my shrink!
Gerry Standing:
A shrink!
Brian Lane:
Why does she need to see a shrink?
Jack Halford:
You're the expert, you tell us!
Gerry Standing:
Will you stop creeping up on me!
Brian Lane:
I don't creep, I glide.
[
after discovering a map with an X on it]
Brian Lane:
If you find a map with an X on it, you are intrinsically bound to follow it, go there, and start diggin'.
Gerry Standing:
[
pointing at Jack Halford] Is he crazy?
Brian Lane:
No, but I am.
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