Little Britain (2003–2006)

Steve Benham: Fat fighter, Fat Fighter

Quotes 

• Marjorie Dawes : What advice can we give to Babara, to turn her tragic life around? Paul?

  Fat Fighter : [sighs]  Cut out biscuits?

  Marjorie Dawes : Cut out biscuits! erm... Mary?

  Meera : Instead of sugar, use artificial sweetener in tea.

  Marjorie Dawes : Something about sugar, but I think the best advice any of us can give you, is to look at the person on the inside, because you're obviously a very unhappy person...

  Barbara : No, I'm not!

  Marjorie Dawes : Well, you deserve to be! I know Mum doesn't speak to you, but that's not for here... but as far as she's concerned, if you were knocked down by a bus tomorrow the world would be a better place!