Little Britain (2003–2006)

Charu Bala Chokshi: Meera

Quotes 

• Marjorie Dawes : What else do we have cravings of? Yes, Meera.

  Meera : Fish and chips.

  Marjorie Dawes : I'm sorry?

  Meera : Fish and chips.

  Marjorie Dawes : Say again, sorry.

  Meera : Fish and chips.

  Marjorie Dawes : Oh, right, some dish we don't get over here.

  [writing down on wipeboard] 

  Marjorie Dawes : Curry.

• Meera : Instead of sugar use artificial sweetener in tea.

  Marjorie Dawes : Summin' about sugar.

• Marjorie Dawes : What advice can we give to Babara, to turn her tragic life around? Paul?

  Fat Fighter : [sighs]  Cut out biscuits?

  Marjorie Dawes : Cut out biscuits! erm... Mary?

  Meera : Instead of sugar, use artificial sweetener in tea.

  Marjorie Dawes : Something about sugar, but I think the best advice any of us can give you, is to look at the person on the inside, because you're obviously a very unhappy person...

  Barbara : No, I'm not!

  Marjorie Dawes : Well, you deserve to be! I know Mum doesn't speak to you, but that's not for here... but as far as she's concerned, if you were knocked down by a bus tomorrow the world would be a better place!

• Marjorie Dawes : What advice can we give to Christopher to help him lose weight? Paul!

  Paul : Eat healthily?

  Marjorie Dawes : Oh that's rich coming from you. Pat!

  Pat : Don't eat too much chocolate!

  Marjorie Dawes : What do you mean, don't eat too much chocolate, all the other kids hate him, chocolates the only friend he's got. And last but not least, Meera!

  Meera : Exercise?

  Marjorie Dawes : What? Sorry?

  Meera : Exercise.

  Marjorie Dawes : Say it again?

  Meera : Oh, forget it.

  Marjorie Dawes : Can't understand her, can you? Anyway, I think the most important thing you can do, is get a bit of exercise! Yeah?