John and Jane Smith are a normal married couple, living a normal life in a normal suburb, working normal jobs...well, if you can call secretly being assassins "normal". But neither Jane nor John knows about their spouse's secret, until they are surprised to find each other as targets! But on their quest to kill each other, they learn a lot more about each other than they ever did in five (or six) years of marriage.
Written by Anonymous
Continuity:
When Jane and John are in the shed during the final shootout, you can see him putting the bandage on his arm in the background as she looks out the hole in the wall. Then he is rummaging around for something with no bandage on. Then when Jane turns around, he is tying the bandage again.
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Quotes
[first lines]
John Smith:
[at the marriage counselor's]
OK, I'll go first. Um... Let me say, uh, we don't really need to be here. See, we've been married for five years. Jane Smith:
Six. John Smith:
[chastened]
Five, six years. See more »