 | Harry Andrews | ... | Himself (Memorial Tribute) (archive footage) |
 | Hal Ashby | ... | Himself (Memorial Tribute) (archive footage) |

| Lucille Ball | ... | Herself |

| Drew Barrymore | ... | Herself |

| Judith Barsi | ... | Herself (Memorial Tribute) (archive footage) |
 | Ronald Bass | ... | Himself - Best Original Screenplay Winner |

| Candice Bergen | ... | Herself - Co-Presenter: Best Foreign Language Film |

| Jacqueline Bisset | ... | Herself - Co-Presenter: Best Foreign Language Film |
 | Eileen Bowman | ... | Snow White |

| Beau Bridges | ... | Himself - Co-Presenter: Best Visual Effects |

| Jeff Bridges | ... | Himself - Co-Presenter: Best Visual Effects |

| Lloyd Bridges | ... | Himself - Co-Presenter: Best Visual Effects |
 | William Cagney | ... | Himself (Memorial Tribute) (archive footage) |

| Michael Caine | ... | Himself - Co-Presenter: Best Actor in a Supporting Role |
 | John Carradine | ... | Himself (Memorial Tribute) (archive footage) |
 | Sidney Carroll | ... | Himself (Memorial Tribute) (archive footage) |
 | John Cassavetes | ... | Himself (Memorial Tribute) (archive footage) |
 | Chick Chandler | ... | Himself (Memorial Tribute) (archive footage) |

| Cher | ... | Herself - Presenter: Best Picture |

| Glenn Close | ... | Herself - Nominee: Best Actress in a Leading Role |

| Sean Connery | ... | Himself - Co-presenter: Best Supporting Actor |

| Keith Coogan | ... | Himself - Performer (Break-Out Super Stars of Tomorrow Musical Number) |

| Tom Cruise | ... | Himself - Presenter: Winner: Best Actress in a Leading Role |

| Joan Cusack | ... | Herself - Nominee: Best Actress in a Supporting Role |

| Willem Dafoe | ... | Himself - Co-Presenter: Best Art Direction-Set Decoration |

| Geena Davis | ... | Herself - Winner: Best Actress in a Supporting Role / Co-Presenter: Best Documentary Short |

| Sammy Davis Jr. | ... | Himself - Co-Presenter: Best Original Song |

| Patrick Dempsey | ... | Himself - Performer (Break-Out Super Stars of Tomorrow Musical Number) |

| Bo Derek | ... | Herself - Co-Presenter: Best Costume Design |

| Michael Douglas | ... | Himself - Presenter: Best Actor in a Leading Role |

| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Himself - Co-Presenter: Best Makeup |

| Richard Dreyfuss | ... | Himself - Co-presenter: Best Original Screenplay |
 | Andrew Duggan | ... | Himself (Memorial Tribute) (archive footage) |

| Dale Evans | ... | Herself - Coconut Grove number |

| Farrah Fawcett | ... | Herself - Co-Presenter: Best Film Editing |
 | Alice Faye | ... | Herself - Coconut Grove number |

| Corey Feldman | ... | Himself - Performer (Break-Out Super Stars of Tomorrow Musical Number) |

| Carrie Fisher | ... | Herself - Co-Presenter: Best Short Film, Animated & Live Action |

| Joely Fisher | ... | Herself - Performer (Break-Out Super Stars of Tomorrow Musical Number) |
 | Tricia Leigh Fisher | ... | Herself - Performer (Break-Out Super Stars of Tomorrow Musical Number) |

| Charles Fleischer | ... | Himself - Co-Presenter: Special Achievement Award to Richard Williams |
 | George J. Folsey | ... | Himself (Memorial Tribute) (archive footage) |

| Harrison Ford | ... | Jack Trainer (archive footage) |

| Jodie Foster | ... | Herself - Winner: Best Actress in a Leading Role |
 | Leonard Frey | ... | Himself (Memorial Tribute) (archive footage) |
 | Savion Glover | ... | Himself - Performer (Break-Out Super Stars of Tomorrow Musical Number) |

| Jeff Goldblum | ... | Himself - Co-Presenter: Best Documentary, Short Subjects |

| Merv Griffin | ... | Himself - Coconut Grove number |

| Melanie Griffith | ... | Herself - Nominee: Best Actress in a Leading Role & Co-Presenter: Best Actress in a Supporting Role |

| Alec Guinness | ... | William Dorrit (archive footage) |

| Gene Hackman | ... | Himself - Nominee: Best Actor in a Leading Role & Presenter: Best Art Direction-Set Decoration |
 | Don Haggerty | ... | Himself (Memorial Tribute) (archive footage) |
 | Carrie Hamilton | ... | Herself - Performer (Break-Out Super Stars of Tomorrow Musical Number) |
 | Christopher Hampton | ... | Himself - Best Adapted Screenplay Winner |

| Tom Hanks | ... | Himself - Nominee: Best Actor in a Leading Role |

| Melora Hardin | ... | Herself - Performer (Break-Out Super Stars of Tomorrow Musical Number) |

| Goldie Hawn | ... | Herself - Co-presenter: Best Director |

| Gregory Hines | ... | Himself - Co-Presenter: Best Original Song |

| Dustin Hoffman | ... | Himself - Winner: Best Actor in a Leading Role & Co-presenter: Best Actress in a Leading Role |
 | Anthony Holland | ... | Himself (Memorial Tribute) (archive footage) |

| Bob Hope | ... | Himself |
 | John Houseman | ... | Himself (Memorial Tribute) (archive footage) |

| William Hurt | ... | Macon Leary (archive footage) |

| Anjelica Huston | ... | Herself - Presenter: Film Clip from "The Accidental Tourist |
 | Pelle Hvenegaard | ... | Pelle (archive footage) |

| Amy Irving | ... | Herself - Co-presenter: Best Original Screenplay |

| Don Johnson | ... | Himself - Presenter: Best Actress in a Supporting Role |

| Mark Johnson | ... | Himself - Winner: Best Picture |

| Kevin Kline | ... | Himself - Best Supporting Actor Winner |
 | Milton R. Krasner | ... | Himself (Memorial Tribute) (archive footage) |
 | Ricki Lake | ... | Herself - Performer (Break-Out Super Stars of Tomorrow Musical Number) |

| Dorothy Lamour | ... | Herself - Coconut Grove number |
 | Louis L'Amour | ... | Himself (Memorial Tribute) (archive footage) |

| Martin Landau | ... | Himself - Nominee: Best Actor in a Supporting Role |
 | John Lasseter | ... | Himself - Best Animated Short Winner |
 | Matt Lattanzi | ... | Himself - Performer (Break-Out Super Stars of Tomorrow Musical Number) |

| Barry Levinson | ... | Himself - Winner: Best Director |

| Chad Lowe | ... | Himself - Performer (Break-Out Super Stars of Tomorrow Musical Number) |

| Rob Lowe | ... | Himself - Performer |

| John Malkovich | ... | Vicomte Sébastien de Valmont (archive footage) |

| Frances McDormand | ... | Herself - Nominee: Best Actress in a Supporting Role |
 | Ralph Meeker | ... | Himself (Memorial Tribute) (archive footage) |

| Demi Moore | ... | Herself - Co-Presenter: Best Cinematography |

| Dudley Moore | ... | Himself - Co-Presenter: Best Costume Design |

| Roger Moore | ... | Himself - Co-Presenter: Best Actor in a Supporting Role |
 | Barry Morrow | ... | Himself - Best Original Screenplay Winner |
 | Tracy Nelson | ... | Herself - Performer (Break-Out Super Stars of Tomorrow Musical Number) |
 | Lionel Newman | ... | Himself (Memorial Tribute) (archive footage) |

| Kim Novak | ... | Herself - Co-Presenter: Best Sound & Best Sound Effects Editing |

| Edward James Olmos | ... | Himself - Nominee: Best Actor in a Leading Role & Co-Presenter: Best Documentary, Features |
 | Patrick O'Neal | ... | Himself - Performer (Break-Out Super Stars of Tomorrow Musical Number) |

| Ryan O'Neal | ... | Himself - Co-Presenter: Best Film Editing |
 | Heather O'Rourke | ... | Herself (Memorial Tribute) (archive footage) |

| Corey Parker | ... | Himself - Performer (Break-Out Super Stars of Tomorrow Musical Number) |
 | D.A. Pauley | ... | Himself - Performer (Break-Out Super Stars of Tomorrow Musical Number) |

| Michelle Pfeiffer | ... | Herself - Nominee: Best Actress in a Supporting Role & Co-Presenter: Best Adapted Screenplay |

| River Phoenix | ... | Himself - Nominee: Best Actor in a Supporting Role |
 | Tyrone Power Jr. | ... | Himself - Performer (Break-Out Super Stars of Tomorrow Musical Number) |

| Dennis Quaid | ... | Himself - Co-presenter: Best Adapted Screenplay |
 | Anne Ramsey | ... | Herself (Memorial Tribute) (archive footage) |
 | William Reeves | ... | Himself - Best Animated Short Winner |
 | Chuck Roberson | ... | Himself (Memorial Tribute) (archive footage) |

| Holly Robinson Peete | ... | Herself - Performer (Break-Out Super Stars of Tomorrow Musical Number) |

| Roy Rogers | ... | Himself - Coconut Grove number |

| Kurt Russell | ... | Himself - Presenter: Best Director |
 | Gavin Ryan | ... | Himself - Performer |

| Cybill Shepherd | ... | Herself - Co-Presenter: Best Makeup |

| Martin Short | ... | Himself - Co-Presenter: Best Short, Animated & Live Action |
 | Carly Simon | ... | Herself - Winner: Best Original Song |

| Christian Slater | ... | Himself - Performer (Break-Out Super Stars of Tomorrow Musical Number) |

| James Stewart | ... | Himself - Co-Presenter: Best Sound & Best Sound Effects Editing |

| Meryl Streep | ... | Herself - Nominee: Best Actress in a Leading Role |

| Donald Sutherland | ... | Himself - Co-Presenter: Honorary Award to the National Film Board of Canada |

| Kiefer Sutherland | ... | Himself - Co-Presenter: Honorary Award to the National Film Board of Canada |

| Patrick Swayze | ... | Himself - Presenter: Best Original Score |

| Lily Tomlin | ... | Herself - Performer |

| Blair Underwood | ... | Himself - Performer (Break-Out Super Stars of Tomorrow Musical Number) |

| Jack Valenti | ... | Himself - Co-Presenter: Best Foreign Language Film |
 | Lloyd Vaughan | ... | Himself (Memorial Tribute) (archive footage) |

| Max von Sydow | ... | Himself - Nominee: Best Actor in a Leading Role / Co-Presenter: Best Documentary Feature |

| Sigourney Weaver | ... | Herself - Nominee: Best Actress in a Leading Role & Best Actress in a Supporting Role |

| Robin Williams | ... | Himself - Co-Presenter: Special Achievement Award to Richard Williams |

| Bruce Willis | ... | Himself - Co-Presenter: Best Cinematography |
Yes, this was the diabolical Academy Awards ceremony when Rob Lowe would dance with a young woman made up to look like Snow White and insulted Disney to the point where they considered suing for defamation of their character. Not that Disney owns the fairy tale character, but they do have a claim to the visual likeness; bobbed black hair, the puffy yellow sleeves, etc.
I remember this show well. And even if Disney hadn't felt they needed to take legal action (they started to, but eventually let it drop. I think the Academy apologized), there was still embarrassment at the opening number.
It was just corny.
Lily Tomlin would appear at the end of the number and even she knew it was ridiculous. A dancer had lost his shoe and it was setting on the steps she had just descended.
And what do we see behind her? A young man slowly crawling down the stairs to get THAT shoe! Now, we wouldn't have noticed the shoe actually, but there was no way we could miss this grown figure of a person! And what does he do with it? Hurls it forward off the stage! Tomlin tried to catch it, but no luck.
Things spiraled, not necessarily downward, after that.
Fortunately Geena Davis was wearing a very fetching outfit.
Kim Basinger was wearing that totally odd half-sleeved, half gloved, half collar get-up. She looked terrified too.
Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith would do a 'cute' little presentation where he proposed to her just before they presented the award.
Awww! Applause.
Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn would do a similar presentation.
"Are you proposing to me?" Goldie would ask Kurt as Melanie had asked Don.
"Oh," Kurt would say suddenly "they want us to hurry up and present the award." Leaving Goldie looking like that deer in the headlights. Kurt couldn't quit laughing.
One very amusing bit was the presentation of best animated short, delivered by Carrie Fisher and Martin Short.
In the same outfit.
Carrie emerged from one side, smiling broadly, and Martin appeared from the other side, doing the same, wearing the same.
"Martin, you knew I wanted to wear this." That they both had the same short dark hair made them almost look like twins, but once they got together, Martin clearly towered over Carrie.
And yes, it was the final appearance of Lucille Ball, who presented an award with Bob Hope.
By the time Cher presented the award for Best Picture, it was beyond time for this thing to be over with.
Dustin Hoffman would win Best Actor for Rain Man and forgot to thank both the director and Tom Cruise.
As Dustin left the stage, the camera catches him pausing behind the panel-wall and he seems to be gasping for breath.
Jodie Foster would win for The Accused when Melanie Griffith was the clear favorite.
And Kevin Kline would win the Oscar for A Fish Called Wanda, clearly seeming to be a pay off to Uncle Gil Cates to take over production of the Academy Awards ceremonies. Maybe? Maybe not. Who knows? Tho this may have been the first season of "And the Oscar goes to. . . " I think Bruce Willis made a mistake and when he opened the envelope, he still said "And the Winner is . . . . " Not that any of it mattered.
"This is astonishing," Kline would say when he got his 'acting' award.
Yea, it was astonishing, alright, but in more ways than one.