Dead Bodies (2003)
Andrew Scott: Tommy McGann
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Quotes
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Jean Goodman : How come you're never around when I need you?
Tommy McGann : Jean, we've split up.
Jean Goodman : I needed you last night. And where were you?
Tommy McGann : I told you, I was at...
Jean Goodman : You were at a party. Ah, that's great Tommy. And how inconsiderate of me to need you last night. How awful my timing is. What a selfish bitch I am! I come in, and that fucking lizard is roaming around. I've been trapped in the bedroom since I got here.
Tommy McGann : He's not a lizard, he's a bearded dragon.
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Tommy McGann : [voice over] You know those movies where two people are forced to spend time with each other and they end up falling madly in love? Well, that wasn't happening.
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Jean Goodman : We're through. We're over. You screwed up one too many times, Tommy. I'm not taking you back. I'm not going to give you another chance. We're finished.
Tommy McGann : I don't want another chance.
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Tommy McGann : He's a bearded dragon.
Jean Goodman : He's a walking purse!
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Viv McCormack : You have a problem with authority.
Tommy McGann : I wouldn't call it a problem.
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Mr. Kearns : Clean that mess up.
Tommy McGann : It's my break time now.
Mr. Kearns : Get out. You're fired.
Tommy McGann : What about my pay?
Mr. Kearns : You've already broken four weeks of salary in wine.
Tommy McGann : But I don't get paid in wine. I get paid in money. I haven't broken any money.
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Tommy McGann : [standing at Jean's grave] I never loved you Jean. But I liked you. Sometimes.
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Detective Inspector Wheeler : How was the funeral?
Tommy McGann : Great laugh. The priest got the names mixed up and they dropped the coffin.
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Noel : [shouts] Do you know how to tie a noose?
Tommy McGann : Shhhh
Noel : [whispers] Do you know how to tie a noose?
Tommy McGann : I thought you did.
Noel : How should I know?
Tommy McGann : I just thought it was something you would know.
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Noel : This is fucking insane.
Tommy McGann : It was better than your plan.
Noel : I didn't have one.
Tommy McGann : Well, then it wasn't much competition.