Chromiumblue.com (2003)

User Rating:

2.9/10   

Directors:

Zalman King
Scott Sampler

Writers:

Greg Hittelman (writer)
Bill Oakes (writer)

Genre:

Drama | Romance

Plot:

Vivian Vadim is a successful fashion stylist in complete charge of her life. Then she meets Henry. He's handsome...

Plot Keywords:

Internet Domain In Title

Cast

Ian Abercrombie	...	Sir George
Paola Cesira Adrover	...	Sailor Girl
Akana	...	Sandy Rowe
Summer Altice	...	Maria
Gabriella Ange	...	Sailor Girl
Domiziano Arcangeli	...	Popo (as Domi Arcangeli)
Shane Brolly	...	Henry Brooke
Melissa Brown	...	Multiple (voice)
Paqui Cabanillas	...	Shower Girl
Annette Culp	...	Anastasia (as Annett Culp)
Ismael Gasco Pérez	...	Drag Queen
Phyllida Hewat	...	Dorothea
Paco Inestrosa	...	Bartender
Jade Ito	...	Madoko
Karla Jensen	...	Sid
Dominic Keating	...	Owen
Melissa Manzano	...	Bar Girl
Enrico Mattaroccia	...	Tailor's Son
Jens Nagel	...	Sasha
Erica Prior	...	Vivian Vadim
Ruddy Rentero	...	Shower Girl
Alejandro Sanchez	...	Red-headed Drag Queen
Solga Santurio	...	Bar Girl
Peter Silkoff	...	Captain
Morten Sorenson	...	Doorman
Makoto Sugilhara	...	Kinjo
Amy Wilder	...	Ellen
Jesse Woodrow	...	Q Mack

Also Known As:

Cover Me Girls (USA) (DVD title)
Zalman King's Chromiumblue.com (USA) (complete title)

MPAA:

Rated R for strong sexuality and sexual dialogue, and for some drug use.

Runtime:

Greece:100 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Colour:

Colour

Certification:

USA:R

If you want to watch a halfway decent film or better this film isn't for you.

I rented this film out at Blockbuster, the DVD case looked entertaining the blurb sounded interesting and that it might be a good film to watch. I wonder if you could sue for miss advertisement.

This was bad on so many levels it is unreal. I watched the movie hoping not expecting to be entertained, all i ended up was laughing so hard at the mindless, numbness of the film. No two scenes seemed to match, nothing made any sense at all. This is a film that if I'd starred in I'd take this straight of my resume and deny ever being part of the weakest, lamest dumbest attempt at a movie ever seen.

I mean seriously what happened did the editor drop all the rushes on on floor and they went everywhere and he just stuck them back together anyhow thinking.... "no-one will notice and if they do they'll love it, it'll be abstract." ? Abstract is about right, abstract of structure, plot, talent, style and even any resemblance to the story it was supposed to be.

Someone said on a scale of 1-10 this film would definitely be a 1. I'm sorry i wouldn't even grace this film with that higher mark, this was closer to 0.001 than 1 out of 10. If you want to watch a film where you wet yourself laughing this is the film for you, if you want to get a film that is watchable, entertaining and enjoyable this is certainly not the film for you. This film is sick, very ill, the dialogue was verbal diarrhea, the plot is thinner than public bathrooms' toilet paper, the talent is non-existent and the fact that Zalmon King actually put his name on this goes to show that this film belongs in the never-regions of WORST FILM MADE all on its own.