Ratchet & Clank (2002 Video Game)
David Kaye: Clank, Sam the Scrap Merchant, Bob, Blarg Scientist
Quotes
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R.Y.N.O. Salesman : RYNO for your robot - trade ya.
Ratchet : Well... okay!
Clank : Ratchet!
Ratchet : Just kidding, he's not for sale. And what's a RYNO anyway?
R.Y.N.O. Salesman : Rip Ya a New One.
Ratchet : What did you just say to me?
R.Y.N.O. Salesman : R-Y-N-O - Rip Ya a New One.
Clank : Why, that's the most powerful missile launcher in the galaxy! I heard that it's worth a lot of bolts! He must have stolen it from the Blarg!
R.Y.N.O. Salesman : Stolen? Look Trash Can, did I says anything about it being hot? Listen, you'd better watch your mouth or I'll...
Ratchet : Wait, don't tell me - Rip Ya a New One.
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Resort Owner : Well, friend, have I got a deal for you. Since the Blarg began dumping their toxic sludge into our ocean, the wildlife has...
Clank : Become ravenous mutants?
Resort Owner : Yeah, you could say that.
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Clank : [to a robo Qwark] Excuse me captain, but we have more pressing issues. We urgently need your assistance.
Ratchet : Clank?
Clank : Yes?
Ratchet : Do you notice anything unusual about Captain Qwark?
Clank : Well I find the fact that he has a spring where his legs should be to be quite puzzling.
Ratchet : And why do you think that is?
Clank : Possibly an injury occurred while battling evil?
Ratchet : This is't the real Captain Qwark, you numskull! It's a robot!
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Ratchet : Uh... hi? This is Ratchet for... uh... Gadgetron hoverboards. And if you... um...
Clank : Yo dudes. For the freshest boards in the galaxy, check out the new XZ88, from Gadgetron! It's so hot, it's cool!
Gadgetron CEO : I think I got the wrong guy... that was... um... something...
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Helga : I'm supposed to give you a Svingshot, so you can svay to and fro like little insects!
Ratchet : All right, let's see it.
Helga : Not so fast! Today the two of you disgraced my obstacle course, so I am going to make you pay!
Clank : But that prize is ours from the captain. That's not fair.
Helga : Too bad, life's not fair.
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Bouncer : Hey hey hey! Press conference is over! Captain Qwark don't want no more reporters bugging him in his trailer!
Ratchet : Oh... you see, my friend and I need to speak to the Captain about a matter of galactic security.
Bouncer : You mean you and your walking camera? You paparazzi make me sick! Now beat it!
Clank : But sir, I'm sure that Captain Qwark will understand once we...
Bouncer : No, no, save it. I know how it works. You convince me to let you in. You snap a picture of the captain in his underpants.
Ratchet : ...underpants?
Bouncer : Then, you sell the picture to the Info-Tabloids for a million bolts!
Ratchet : You got it all wrong!
Bouncer : Meanwhile, I'm stuck here making six bolts an hour and I have to listen to a lecture from that cheapskate Qwark! So you don't get in unless I get a kickback, in advance!
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Ultimate Supreme Executive Drek : So, it has come to this. Once I step on this ignition switch a countdown will commence, the end of which signals the destruction of your pitiful world.
Clank : There must be another way to make a home for your people.
Ultimate Supreme Executive Drek : You think that's what this is about? Who do you think polluted our last world? I did. This is about one thing and one thing only - cash, and lots of it! You see, I've been paid for every square inch of my new world. Once the inhabitants move in, I will begin polluting this world as well, then the whole thing starts all over again. Ah, brilliant.
Clank : Why you... you... evil little...
[the timer starts]
Ratchet : Save it Clank. We have to stop that timer.
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Ratchet : Jowai Resort, Pokitaru!
Clank : I knew it.
Ratchet : Oh, come on! Switch off your nerd circuits and have some fun! Look, we'll go just long enough to pick up the O2 mask.
Clank : Perhaps the extra oxygen will allow your brain to function properly!
Ratchet : Yeah, and maybe the salt water will rust your mouth shut!