Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman (2003 Video)
Efrem Zimbalist Jr.: Alfred
Quotes
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Bruce Wayne : The last thing Gotham City needs is a vigilante running amuck.
Alfred Pennyworth : As they say on the streets, "I ain't touchin' that one."
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Alfred Pennyworth : [reading a newspaper] I see where Dennis the Menace is one step closer to Juvenile Hall.
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Alfred Pennyworth : Exactly what is it you hope to discover?
Bruce Wayne : What a beautiful young woman does in her free time.
Alfred Pennyworth : A pleasure drive, then.
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Bruce Wayne : You know, Alfred, I think I could use a new watch.
Alfred Pennyworth : You deserve it, sir.
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Alfred Pennyworth : I see Ms. Duquesne is gifted in other sports besides extreme shopping.
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Bruce Wayne : The point is, her costume links to me. Why? What does she have planned? How far will she go?
Alfred Pennyworth : Well, do be careful, sir. Remember, there are many species in which the female is deadlier than the male.
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Bruce Wayne : How many stores does this make so far?
Alfred Pennyworth : Including the nail boutique? Seven, and not one sale on explosives.
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Alfred Pennyworth : I never fail to marvel at your narrow escapes, sir.
Bruce Wayne : One female bat at a time.