Latter Days (2003)

Khary Payton: Andrew

Quotes 

• Andrew : Quit bitching. It's the early bird who gets the worm.

  Christian Markelli : There's an incentive... Especially as we don't get pizza till two AM.

  Andrew : Okay, here's the deal: After your training, I'm gonna set you up on a route.

  Christian Markelli : A route? On my first day?

  Andrew : It's what you do already. It's deliverin' food. Only this time you're drivin'. Think of yourself as a waiter on wheels.

  Christian Markelli : [sarcastically]  Great. Give me some hot pants and roller skates, this will be the fulfillment of a dream.

  Andrew : [looks Christian up and down]  For all of us.

• Julie : [to Traci]  What, you would have sex to help your career?

  Andrew : Honey, I'd blown a guy just to get him out of my apartment. Sex for my career would be noble.

• [chastising a major actress] 

  Traci Levine : Thank God she's leaving!

  Andrew : Can you believe Entertainment Weekly called her "the new sweetheart of American cinema?"

  Traci Levine : That cunt? She made Julie take my table because she thought I hadn't bathed recently - like she should talk. Did you see her eat?

  Andrew : Yeah. Did you check out her legs? Now I know why they call 'em calves.

  Christian Markelli : I bet after sex, she smokes a ham.

  [Lila appears] 

  Lila Montagne : Darling, give me a glass of Cuvée. I do hope we're not speaking disparagingly about our clientele. Gossip is so ignoble, especially regarding those less fortunate.

  Traci Levine : Less fortunate, that bitch?

  Andrew : You know somethin', tell!

  Lila Montagne : No, I would never... tell tales such as... with the frequency she does it, the poor child must think that binging and purging are aerobic exercise.

  Christian Markelli : She hardly looks bulimic!

  Lila Montagne : Yes, if I were a different sort, I'd suggest a little more of the purging and a little less of the binging.

• Andrew : He wanna throw himself out the window.

  Christian Markelli : What?

  Traci Levine : So... you live on the first floor.

  Andrew : Yes, but it's hell on my azaleas.