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One of the worst movies ever. moreCast
(Cast overview, first billed only)| Danny Aiello | ... | Tony Santini | |
| Robert Capelli Jr. | ... | Anthony Santini | |
| Ivana Milicevic | ... | Nina | |
| Artie Lange | ... | Tommy | |
| Slava Schoot | ... | Ivan | |
| Vincent Pastore | ... | Tootie (as Vinnie Pastore) | |
| Raymond Serra | ... | Robber | |
| Frank Bongiorno | ... | Willie the Whiner (as Frankie Bongiorno) | |
| Marilyn J. Papa | ... | Gina (as Marilyn Papa) | |
| Jackie Martling | ... | Jackie the Viking | |
| Steven Ogg | ... | Pavel | |
| Aleksandr Yakovlev | ... | No. 1 Guy in Russian Mafia | |
| Liza Zavaruyeva | ... | Nina's Sister | |
| Yuri Dumchev | ... | Driver | |
| Kamal Ahmed | ... | Buddha |
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This is without a doubt, one of the worst movies ever. I saw it at a screening where we had the bad-director-terrible-actor-atrocious-screenwriter as a guest. He seems like a nice guy, but how he ever got this movie made is beyond me. One of the producers was also a guest, and from the stories he told, I think a documentary or mockumentary about the making of this movie would have been infinitely more enjoyable. Then again, any old 8mm home movie would be more enjoyable.