Rolie Polie Olie: The Great Defender of Fun (2002 Video)

Kristen Bone: Zowie

Quotes 

• Gloomius Maximus : [snidely]  There won't be any birthday party! Go ahead, try if you want to... Ah, Ha, ha.

  Zowie : You're not nice. Why are you so gloomy, Gloomie?

  Gloomius Maximus : Why? Why? *WHY*?

  Gloomius Maximus : [mumbling]  I've always been gloomy.

  Gloomius Maximus : [walks toward the window of his spaceship]  I've always been this way... and I never liked... *birthday parties*!

  Zowie : [amazed]  No like birthday parties?

  Gloomius Maximus : It's all a bunch of ho-ee!

  Zowie : No like fun presents? No like yummy cake?

  Gloomius Maximus : [suddenly nostalgic]  As a matter of fact, I've never had a birthday party... ever... Never had... fun presents...

  Gloomius Maximus : [at the brink of crying]  Or a yummy cake, or good friends that want to... want me to participate...

  Gloomius Maximus : SO BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE A BIRTHDAY PARTY, NO ONE ELSE WILL *HAVE* A BIRTHDAY PARTY! NOT NOW... NOT *EVER* AGAIN!