Memorable quotes for
The Magic Roundabout (2005) More at IMDbPro »

Ermintrude: Surely it's only a short hop for such a brave bunny.
Dylan: More like a long drop for a dumb rabbit.

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Dylan: So close, and yet so far out!

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ZeBadDee: Today, one soldier, tomorrow, the world! And then perhaps... three more soldiers!

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Dylan: Chill out guys, I've got something stashed that just might help.
Brian: Dylan, we don't have time to indulge in recreational activities...

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Brian: Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me.
ZeBadDee: Very well! Sam, bring out the sticks and stones!

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[Zebedee is explaining Zebad's evil plan]
Zebedee: Nothing will grow. Not even grass.
Dylan: No grass? Right we've got a problem, man.

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Brian: [to Moose] Have you seen our friend Dougal? Big black noise, looks like a bad hair day on legs.

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ZeBadDee: Give me that map... please?
Brian: Over my dead body!
ZeBadDee: Sam, get out the garlic butter. I'm feeling a little peckish.
Brian: You're bluffing!
ZeBadDee: Try me, you spineless slime-spreader!

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[Dylan is looking at the buttons on the train, and sees one marked with a spring]
Dylan: Hey, maybe this is some kind of anti-spring device.
[he presses button. Brian is catapulted upwards]
Brian: I can fly!
[looks down]
Brian: No, I can't.
Dylan: Or maybe it's an ejector seat.

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ZeBadDee: When I leave someone for dead, I expect them to die! Can't even do that right, heh?

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Train: Now, for my impression of a sleeping train...

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Soldier Sam: Er, can I ask about holidays?
Zeebad: Three weeks in summer.
Soldier Sam: Very generous, sir.
Zeebad: Not that it will ever be summer again...

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Train: I'm a train, not a snowboard!

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Zeebad: [giving advice on evil laughter] No Sam, it's all in the back of the throat.

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Dougal: You're a despicable fiend!
Zeebad: I know.
[chuckles]
Zeebad: It's a gift, really. Compassion is such a weakness.

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Ermintrude: I never thought I'd say it, but: what a snail!

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Train: [scared of jungle sounds] What's this? I'll go in a tunnel. I'm a train, I like tunnels.

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Brian: Oh no! Trouble dead ahead!
Train: [jumping from one trainrail to the other] That's my line!

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Ermintrude: Well, there's no use crying over spilled milk.
Dylan: That's easy for you to say.

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Ermintrude: Oh, the cruel hands of time!
Dylan: [teeth chattering because of the cold] But if it, if it wasn't for time, every- everything would hap- happen at once!

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Soldier Sam: [left for dead by Zeebad] Evil villains... can be so cruel.

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