Jimmy Rethrick:
I am the future.
Rachel Porter:
You don't remember me.
Michael Jennings:
If you love me, if you care about me, go. Have a good life. Remember me.
Jimmy Rethrick:
And what were you doing during all of this?
Wolfe:
I was eating pie.
[
Michael begins to suspect that the woman with him isn't really Rachel]
Michael Jennings:
What's my favorite baseball team?
Maya:
What?
Michael Jennings:
What's my favorite baseball team?
[
Maya pulls out a gun]
Maya:
Who cares?
[
Rachel appears behind Maya and knocks her out]
Rachel Porter:
That would be the Red Sox?
[
after seeing Michael's future demise on the machine]
Jimmy Rethrick:
Mr. Jennings has a date on the catwalks. Let's make sure he makes it.
[
after having his three-year memory erased]
Michael Jennings:
What happened?
Jimmy Rethrick:
Michael, you're done!
James Rethrick:
Michael Jennings is not a super agent, he's an engineer.
Shorty:
Say one word about this hat, and I'm outta here.
Rachel Porter:
Hey, I said you were okay, okay?
Michael Jennings:
Okay!
[
first lines]
Holographic Woman:
It's time to wake up... and get a life. We live in a 3-dimensional world. Until now, the world of computing has been a flat world, consisting of 2-dimensional imagery. Now, through the use of exclusive breakthrough technology, ARC has made it possible for you to get a life. A-Life, where we can work and play in a lifelike world of 3-dimensional reality. A-Life, the living monitor.
[
last lines]
Shorty:
You know what? I think now's probably a good time to discuss my commission, 33%.
Michael Jennings:
I thought it was 5.
Shorty:
No, 33 percent.
Michael Jennings:
33 percent!
Rachel Porter:
He deserves it.
Shorty:
It was found on my premises.
Michael Jennings:
I'll get back to you. I'm gonna cash this in.
[
arguing continues, indistinctly]
Rachel Porter:
Some of the best things in life are total mistakes.
Michael Jennings:
If you only look where you can't go, you might just miss the riches below.
Jimmy Rethrick:
Hey, Mike, you remember when we were kids - we wanted to change the world?
Michael Jennings:
I thought we wanted to *save* the world, Jimmy.
Jimmy Rethrick:
[
he shrugs] That's semantics.
Rachel Porter:
I want to save the world.
Michael Jennings:
I don't think I'm your guy. But would you settle for someone who wants to help you change it?
Rachel Porter:
Hmm, OK!
Michael Jennings:
Good.
Shorty:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't leave me alone.
Michael Jennings:
What? You'll be okay. Talk. Mingle.
[
leaves]
Shorty:
[
looks around] I don't want to mingle.
Shorty:
[
after being shot at] Great seein' ya again Mike!
[
as Michael and Rachel are kissing]
Shorty:
Break it up! Break it up! The bird man cometh!
Shorty:
C'mon, don't be mean to the one that does everything for you.
Michael Jennings:
Wait, I remember these birds...
Shorty:
Oh, great. You can see into the future but all you remember are Polly and Tweety?
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