Calendar Girls (2003)
Celia Imrie: Celia
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Quotes
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Ruth : Well, I think it's a great idea.
Cora : You weren't concentrating, were you Ruth?
Ruth : I was. We're going to raise money to buy a sofa for the hospital in John's name.
Celia : By posing for a nude calendar!
Ruth : Oh no!
Chris : Oh sit down. I'm not asking you to straddle an 'Arley Davidson.
Celia : It's still a bit of a leap from Burnsall church, love.
Chris : That's the 'ole point. It's an alternative calendar, it's...
Annie : It's what John suggested.
Chris : Did he?
Annie : The last stage of the flower is the most glorious. So what this calendar would be saying is "actually, yes John, we agree".
Ruth : With respect, I didn't hear him use the phrase "whip your bras off"
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Celia : Oh, get bloody Botticelli in here.
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Celia : I'm a bit worried about our great leader's grasp of Tai Chi.
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Celia : [reading a fan mail letter] "I am currently in the high security wing of Her Majesty's Prison Barlinnie in Scotland and was mightily impressed by the sheer size of your-"
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Cora : There's just one problem. The photographer's a man.
Jessie : But the point is, we won't be showing anything.
Cora : In the photos. I imagine a considerable amount will be on display in the room.
Chris : He'll have to be in the room to take the photos!
Cora : With us naked!
Celia : Yeah. Or nude.
Chris : No, listen. An art photographer doesn't see a naked woman. He sees a life model!
Celia : Yes. No, the nudity isn't important.
Jessie : Easy to say when you've got your knickers on.