Wonderland (2003)

Val Kilmer: John Holmes

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• John Holmes : You've got to do it. If you don't, I'm dead.

  Sharon Holmes : You're already dead.

• John Holmes : Okay Bill, I'm gonna tell you a story. It's a story called 'Wonderland'. Wonderland's the house everyone on the whole mountain hope's would burn down.

• Billy Ward : John. Were you present when the murders happened?

  John Holmes : No.

  Billy Ward : Did you see a murder?

  John Holmes : No. Bill are you calling me a murderer?

• John Holmes : Where do you want to go?

  Dawn : Anywhere. Everywhere.

• John Holmes : [to Dawn]  I think we should just be friends until you're 20.

• John Holmes : There's this house on Wonderland. The lease was in Joy's name. Joy Miller. She was a rich westie that got all junked up, got cancer, both breasts removed, still shooting junk. Her old man, Billy Deverll, is a kind of dumb hick who couldn't really make up his mind about anything without a guy like Ron Launius around to come up with an idea. Ronny's crazy and unpredictable, but always good with me until he got hooked up with one of the sleaziest scumbags to ever come down the pike. A dude from Sacramento... a biker. This guy is a stone cold killer, a liar, theft, and a rapist.

  Billy Ward : What's his name?

  John Holmes : David Lind. Don't believe a word he says!

• Ron Launius : John Holmes, this is my business partner David Lind.

  John Holmes : Hey, what's up? Now, the deal with the Arab is...

  Ron Launius : John. This is my business partner, Dave.

  John Holmes : Oh. Cool. Hey. So, I was just telling Ronny about this business prostitution that I got about this Arab who is a really wealthy businessman and he calls me brother and he literally has mountains of cash... and drugs.

• John Holmes : Five people are dead Sharon, they were murdered, up on Wonderland.

• Ron Launius : What the fuck am I going to do with a microwave?

  John Holmes : You can heat food with it.

  Ron Launius : The only thing I want to heat up right now is some dope.

• Barbie : I'd love to show you the boat.

  John Holmes : Is this your boat?

  Barbie : No. It's his.

  [Barbie points to Eddie Nash who approaches them] 

• John Holmes : And those people at Wonderland? They'll never laugh at me again. They got theirs with a lead pipe, and I'm still here surviving.

• John Holmes : Eddie, l'm not lying. You just got to give those fucking fucks back their fucking guns.

  Eddie Nash : Fuck you and fuck your friends! You want the guns from the Nash? Motherfuck! Come up and take them from the Nash.

• John Holmes : It's a goldmine.

  Ron Launius : You got a plan? What, we're just supposed to bust in there like "The Guns of Navarone"?

• John Holmes : Take a deep breath. It's just a thing. I've been with 1,000 women, they didn't mean anything.

• Sharon Holmes : Do you remember that day 15 years ago in the bathroom when you were measuring yourself?

  John Holmes : Yes.

  Sharon Holmes : Do you remember that? Remember what you said to me?

  John Holmes : I said that I've, I - finally found what I wanted to do with my life.

  Sharon Holmes : Uh-huh, right. That's what you said.

• John Holmes : You know me a long time, right? I can judge a character. I know when a scene is a scene, right?

• John Holmes : Sharon, I am not going to survive this without you. Okay?

  Sharon Holmes : Really? You don't think you'll survive? You told me you were a survivor. Remember that? Look at how you're surviving, John!

• John Holmes : You got any coke?

  Billy Ward : No, I can't do that.

  John Holmes : All right, how about a coffee then with like a million fucking sugars?

• Eddie Nash : Hey, I know you, you're Johnny Wadd!

  John Holmes : Yeah.

  Eddie Nash : Johnny Wadd on my boat! I love your movies, man.

  John Holmes : Your name?

  Eddie Nash : Eddie Nash. This is my boat. I'm your biggest fan. I see all your movies, yes.

  [to Barbie] 

  Eddie Nash : Get out of here!

  [back to Holmes] 

  Eddie Nash : Yes - big star John Wadd. Very big!

• Billy Ward : What is he, your friend or your connection? What?

  John Holmes : Look, we hung out. Bill, I'm not like an altar boy, you know what I mean.

• John Holmes : I take the bad news back to the boys and what can they do? It's Eddie-fucking-Nash, right?

• John Holmes : Haven't you been listening? He is the Prince of fucking Darkness.

• John Holmes : I'm Johnny-fucking-Wadd!