Photos
Quotes
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Pete : I'm telling you, she is more of a treasure than you could possibly know. She is not just some wholesome, small town girl, some like, good for you breath of fresh air. Tad, she is a wonderful person with a huge heart. And the kind of beauty that a guy only sees once, you know? Once! So Tad, if there is even a chance that you could break her heart, please, just for her sake, walk away man.
Tad : I could never break Rosalee's heart, okay?
Pete : Good. Because if you do, I swear to God I will tear you to pieces with my bare hands. Or vicious rhetoric.
Tad : You're a good guy, Pete.
Pete : Well, yes. Apparently not good enough.
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Pete : [attempting to teach Tad how to chop wood with an ax] Ok... So... The trick is to take a full swing so as to as to split the log in one swift...
[Tad removes his shirt and reveals a muscular chest]
Pete : stroke... Okay...
[Peter removes his shirt to reveal a skinny chicken chest]
Pete : Yeah... Let's do this... Hey... so uh... you work out?
Tad : [shakes his head] Nah.
Pete : Yeah me neither, I know... it's like...
[shrugs]
Pete : me neither... Okay, uhh... so basically one, swift, stroke.
[swings ax and gets it caught in the wood]
Pete : Ok... and sometimes you just... ya know... basically get a bad piece of wood... Basically...
[Tad chops wood with an ax all the way through]
Pete : And you know sometimes you don't... That's... that's uh... good... beginners luck... ya know... first time...
[Tad chops another piece of wood while Pete still struggles with the ax caught in his first piece]
Pete : Ah! And the luck continues... that's great... Good for you man...
Tad : Pete, did you ever see the movie I did called "The Man Named Jackson"?
Pete : If it came out Tad... then I saw it...
[Tad comes over to help Pete with the ax]
Pete : You know what... yeah, I think that the ax is actually broken...
[Tad pulls the ax out of the wood easily]
Pete : Yeah huh... that's great...
[Tad slaps Pete easily on his chicken chest]
Pete : Heh...
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Tad : [to Rosalee] What happened here tonight was a force of nature. Two people set out to be friends, but nature would have none of it. Nature wanted them to be more and nature's going to want that tomorrow.
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Tad : Do you guys have any suites?
Hotel Clerk : Sure we got sweets. We got some lollies down here by the register, if you wanna pop on by and get yourself a lolly.
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Tad : Give me a break, I just lost my wife and my goat.
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Tad : I am the boy-next-door... if you live in a dysfunctional neighborhood.