Caroll Spinney: Big Bird, Oscar the Grouch
Quotes
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Prince Sahu : I'm Prince Sahure of Egypt, son of the God Userkaf, king of kings, lord of the two lands, conqueror of the East and West, and fabulous fisherman.
Big Bird : Uh, you don't have a nickname, do you?
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Big Bird : Eh... who's Osiris?
Prince Sahu : Him.
[points at a fresco as ominous music plays]
Prince Sahu : The lord of the underworld.
Aloysius Snuffleupagus : A gangster?
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Big Bird : [as Prince Sahu permanently departs to the nighttime sky to be with his parents] Wait! Will we ever see you again?
Prince Sahu : At night when the stars are bright, look to the north. I'll twinkle for you.
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David : I've got a real bad feeling that this museum is locked, and we are locked in the museum for the night.
Telly Monster : [greatly worried] David, what are we going to do now?
Oscar the Grouch : Well, I've got a suggestion. Let's panic!
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Big Bird : Hi. Do you guard this museum?
Museum Security Guard : Yeah.
Big Bird : Well, good work! We were here all night, and nobody bothered us. Ta-ta.
[exits]
Museum Security Guard : No you weren't. No.
Big Bird : [off screen] We were too.
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Big Bird : Oh, the cat stopped. But where is the temple of Dender?
Aloysius Snuffleupagus : I wouldn't know, Bird. The only temple I've ever seen is Shirley Temple.
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[Everyone is looking for Big Bird]
Oscar the Grouch : Big Bird! Oh, I've searched everywhere, and there's no sign of that oversized finch! And if I see another masterpiece, I'll go mad! Pretty, gold frames, and there's no mud on them. Yuck!
[glances at another room]
Oscar the Grouch : I wonder what's in there.
[notices a sign]
Oscar the Grouch : Oh. Says uh..."These statues are from ancient Greece and Rome. Some are as much as 2,600 years old." Well, that's something.
[continues reading]
Oscar the Grouch : "Because some of them fell off buildings, or were buried during earthquakes..." Heh, heh! "... or worn out by the sea, they are broken." Broken?
[enters the room]
Oscar the Grouch : Oh man! They ''are'' broken! Oh, really wrecked! Heh heh heh heh! Heaven! Why it's trash. The most beautiful trash I've ever seen!
