Quotes
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[Bert and Ernie are looking at the painting of George Washington crossing the Delaware]
Ernie : You know what Bert, I bet George Washington caught a cold. He should have stayed home.
Bert : Do you think George Washington would stay in bed and open his Christmas presents?
Ernie : I don't know Bert.
Bert : No, sir, not the father of our country. He crossed the Delaware to New
[points west]
Bert : Jersey.
Ernie : Bert.
Bert : To New
[points west]
Bert : Jersey.
Ernie : If George Washington was going to New Jersey, why didn't he do what everybody does?
Bert : And what's that, Ernie?
Ernie : Take the George Washington Bridge, Bert.