The League of Gentlemen: Live at Drury Lane (2001 Video)

Reece Shearsmith: Various Roles

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Quotes 

• Olly Plimsoles : Good evening, we are Legz Akimbo theatre company.

  [applause] 

  Olly Plimsoles : Thanks very much! Some of you may remember us from a couple of Christmases ago, we did a play called "Pins and Needles". A play about tramps on heroin.

• Olly Plimsoles : It will be the first time I've written a play for adults. I'm glad I'm not standing up here as teacher. I'm not "sir". I'm not "mum". I'm not "dad". I'm Olly Plimsoles.

  [patronising] 

  Olly Plimsoles : And I'm not gonna patronise you. Pat-ro-nise, means to talk down to you.

• Prosecuter : The final suspect came in the shape of an old fat woman. State your name for the record madam.

  Cathy Carter Smith : MISS! Cathy Carter Smith.

  Prosecuter : Occupation?

  Cathy Carter Smith : Restart officer. I was assigned to take over from Pauline, um, the victim.

  Prosecuter : How did she react to this.

  Cathy Carter Smith : I think she took it rather well.

  Pauline : [we go back to the scene]  Piss off you big fat cunt!