Brass Eye (TV Series)

Paedophilia (2001)

Christopher Morris: Christopher Morris, Ted Maul, Austen Tassletine, Adam Glape, David Quoosp, Pedo-Files Presenter, JLb-8

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Quotes 

• Christopher Morris : You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin din plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're an unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're the crazy world of Arthur Brown, you're a fence foal, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer...

• Chris Morris : [talking about paedophile Jes North]  One day, a stairwell nonce-bashing left him quadrospazzed on a life-glug.

• [first lines] 

  Christopher Morris : These are our children, they skip down our streets, but the paedophile... is waiting!

• Christopher Morris : Why can we no longer think of the British Isles without using the word "Paedoph" in front of them?