Over the Hedge (2006)
Eugene Levy: Lou
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Quotes
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RJ : Please don't think I'm prying, but I couldn't help overhearing, and I think I can shed a little light on what this whole hedge situation is about. You see, what was once mere wilderness is now 54 acres of man-made, manicured, air-conditioned paradise.
[Points at map]
RJ : Except for that little-bitty speck. You are here.
[All gasp]
RJ : No, no, that's a good thing. You're hibernators, right? You gather up a bunch of food, store it away for the winter?
Hammy the Squirrel : Aha! We fill the log!
Verne : Hammy.
RJ : Really? This log? This cave-like log?
Ozzie : All the way to the top.
Verne : Ozzie.
RJ : Let me ask ya, how long's it take, you know, to fill the log?
Heather : Two-hundred and seventy-four days.
RJ : Ooh! Ever done it in a week?
Verne : That's impossible.
RJ : Not if we work together. You see, you've got the food-gathering skills, I've got the know-how, and they have the food.
Heather : How much food?
RJ : Loads of food! Heaps of food! Food out the wazoo!
Verne : Well, you know, whatever kind of food comes out of a wazoo, I really don't think we're interested in eating.
Lou : I don't know. The guy's making a lot of sense to me. I think we should listen.
Penny : Yeah. I'm okay with wazoo food there.
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Dr. Dennis : [On TV] Get real, Kevin, 'cause when you feel like a dirtbag, it's because you're a dirtbag. Right? So just own it. Say it out loud: "I am a dirtbag."
Lou : Dirtbag? I don't think that guy's a real doctor.
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RJ : [Lays down some Monopoly play pieces to signify what they will do] Okay, this is us.
Hammy the Squirrel : Can I be the car?
Bucky : I wanna be the car!
Spike : I'm the car. You be the shoe.
Bucky : The shoe is lame.
Lou : Why don't you be that snazzy-looking iron there?
RJ : Hey! It's not important. Besides, I'm the car. I'm *always* the car.
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Lou : Hey, Verno. I took a few clippings out of my quills to do a little comparison. Look at this, the grass seems to be greener over here.
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Lou : Good morning, everyone. Just a super-duper morning, eh?
Penny : Oh, jeepers.
Lou : Whoa, not lookin' so good around the eyes there, hon.
Penny : Bucky and Quillo woke up every three or four weeks, and Spike kept poking me.
Lou : Yeah, well he is kinda pokey.
Penny : Yep, he sure is the sharpest of the bunch there.
Lou : You know what? How about I take the day shift?
Penny : Oh, Lou, that would be just super.
Lou : All right, kids. You heard your Mother and now you listen to me. Shape up there.
[the Porcupine Triplets playfully tackles Lou]