Sinderella Live (1995 Video)

Dianne Lee: Sinderella

Quotes 

• Sinderella : You can't!

  Buttons : [to audience]  What did she call me, children?

  Sinderella : [more slowly]  No! No, Buttons - you *can't*!

  Buttons : [to audience]  She's called me an even bigger one now!

• Sinderella : Oh, Buttons! I did so want to go to the ball!

  Buttons : Bastards! When I see them, do you know what I'm gonna do?

  [Camilla and Madonna approach Buttons with machine guns] 

  Buttons : Shit myself!

  [Camilla motions to Madonna to walk away; they do so] 

  Ugly Sister : [flipping the V-sign before walking off]  Bollocks!

• Sinderella : [under audience laughter, continuing for the next few lines]  Oh, Buttons! I did so want to go to the ball!

  Buttons : [to audience]  All together...

  Buttons , Audience : [in unison]  BASTARDS!

  Buttons : Do you know when I see them, do you know what I'm gonna do?

  [Camilla runs on stage and moons the audience with the words FUCK OFF written on her backside, then runs off stage again as Madonna pops her head outside the proscenium arch and Buttons laughs uncontrollably] 

  Madonna : [flipping the V-sign]  Bollocks!

• Camilla : Haven't you heard, Sinderella? Prince Charles is giving a...

  Madonna : [correcting Camilla]  "Charming".

  Camilla : Prince Charming...

  [Audience laughs and heckles] 

  Camilla : [to an audience member]  All right, you prick, I made a mistake! Don't get clever!

  [Audience laughs again] 

  Camilla : Prince Charming is giving a party.

  Sinderella : Really?

  Camilla : Yes. And Prince Charles might be there.

  [Camilla gives a backwards V-sign to the audience] 

  Camilla : And we're going. But you're not.

  [Audience expresses sympathy for Sinderella] 

  Madonna : [to audience]  Oh, for Christ's sake, act your age! Just listen to you!