Sinderella Live (1995 Video)
Dave Lee: Ugly Sister Madonna
Quotes
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Ugly Sister , Ugly Sister : [to audience] Cinderella will not go to the ball!
Audience members : Oh, yes she will!
Ugly Sister , Ugly Sister : Oh, no she fucking won't!
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Sinderella : Oh, Buttons! I did so want to go to the ball!
Buttons : Bastards! When I see them, do you know what I'm gonna do?
[Camilla and Madonna approach Buttons with machine guns]
Buttons : Shit myself!
[Camilla motions to Madonna to walk away; they do so]
Ugly Sister : [flipping the V-sign before walking off] Bollocks!
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Sinderella : [under audience laughter, continuing for the next few lines] Oh, Buttons! I did so want to go to the ball!
Buttons : [to audience] All together...
Buttons , Audience : [in unison] BASTARDS!
Buttons : Do you know when I see them, do you know what I'm gonna do?
[Camilla runs on stage and moons the audience with the words FUCK OFF written on her backside, then runs off stage again as Madonna pops her head outside the proscenium arch and Buttons laughs uncontrollably]
Madonna : [flipping the V-sign] Bollocks!
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Camilla : Haven't you heard, Sinderella? Prince Charles is giving a...
Madonna : [correcting Camilla] "Charming".
Camilla : Prince Charming...
[Audience laughs and heckles]
Camilla : [to an audience member] All right, you prick, I made a mistake! Don't get clever!
[Audience laughs again]
Camilla : Prince Charming is giving a party.
Sinderella : Really?
Camilla : Yes. And Prince Charles might be there.
[Camilla gives a backwards V-sign to the audience]
Camilla : And we're going. But you're not.
[Audience expresses sympathy for Sinderella]
Madonna : [to audience] Oh, for Christ's sake, act your age! Just listen to you!
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[Baron Hardon tries to put the glass slipper on Madonna's foot, but it barely rests on her toes]
Madonna : It fits! It fits!
Baron Hardon : What are you talking about?
Madonna : My foot fits into the crystal slipper!
Baron Hardon : That foot wouldn't fit into the Crystal Fucking Palace!
