Sinderella Live (1995 Video)

Roger Kitter: Ugly Sister Camilla

Quotes 

• Ugly Sister , Ugly Sister : [to audience]  Cinderella will not go to the ball!

  Audience members : Oh, yes she will!

  Ugly Sister , Ugly Sister : Oh, no she fucking won't!

• Camilla : Haven't you heard, Sinderella? Prince Charles is giving a...

  Madonna : [correcting Camilla]  "Charming".

  Camilla : Prince Charming...

  [Audience laughs and heckles] 

  Camilla : [to an audience member]  All right, you prick, I made a mistake! Don't get clever!

  [Audience laughs again] 

  Camilla : Prince Charming is giving a party.

  Sinderella : Really?

  Camilla : Yes. And Prince Charles might be there.

  [Camilla gives a backwards V-sign to the audience] 

  Camilla : And we're going. But you're not.

  [Audience expresses sympathy for Sinderella] 

  Madonna : [to audience]  Oh, for Christ's sake, act your age! Just listen to you!