Sinderella Live (1995 Video)
Charlie Drake: Baron Hardon
Quotes
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PC Lifelike : When do you overtake on the left?
Baron Hardon : [shouting] WHEN THE BASTARD IN FRONT WON'T MOVE OVER!
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PC Lifelike : How do you overcome drowsiness while driving on the motorway?
Baron Hardon : You finger... You finger the hitch-hiker!
[after a very awkward pause]
Buttons : He didn't read any of his bloody script! You *fondle* the hitch-hiker! *Fondle*!
Baron Hardon : [doing hand actions] You fondle, I fucking finger!
[Everyone else laughs; Baron Hardon then licks his finger]
Buttons , Fairy Godmother , PC Lifelike : [in disgust] OH!
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[Baron Hardon tries to put the glass slipper on Madonna's foot, but it barely rests on her toes]
Madonna : It fits! It fits!
Baron Hardon : What are you talking about?
Madonna : My foot fits into the crystal slipper!
Baron Hardon : That foot wouldn't fit into the Crystal Fucking Palace!
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Baron Hardon : [randomly singing about a gnu] I'm a guh-nu! / I shit on my shoe!