The Simpsons: Road Rage (2001 Video Game)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : Boy, remember what daddy told you about being responsible and showing up for work on time? Well it's all a lie.

  Bart Simpson : Homer, that's America to me.

• Bart Simpson : Krusty! What's up with Springfield's greatest entertainer?

  Krusty the Clown : Plenty, thanks to Viagra!

• Reverend Lovejoy : Oh good lord it's the demon child!

  Bart Simpson : [evil voice]  Hi Reverend.

• Bart Simpson : Ice cream shop please! I need some butter brickle to take the edge off.

• Bart Simpson : Grandpa, they let you out?

  Abraham Simpson : I left a mannequin in my bed!

• [first lines] 

  [Bart is in the living room playing a video game; Homer stomps his foot down in front of the TV and pauses the game] 

  Bart Simpson : Dad!

  Homer Simpson : Quit playing those stupid video games, boy. I wanna watch TV.

  [Marge walks in carrying Maggie in her arms as Homer changes the TV over to Channel 6 News] 

  Kent Brockman : We're live in front of City Hall as joyless plutocrat, Montgomery Burns is about to unveil his new line of nuclear-powered buses!

  Mr. Burns : [at the podium in front of City Hall]  Behold the Burns Atomic Mega Bus! Faster, cheaper and completely safe!

  [pan over to a glowing radioactive bus and Hans standing next to it] 

  Hans Moleman : [weakly]  Please kill me.

  Marge : That poor man. I hope someone does kill him!

  Lisa Simpson : Those radioactive buses are a threat to the public health!

  Homer Simpson : Threat to public health, eh? That gives me an idea!

  [fade to sometime later as Homer has painted Homer 4 Hire on the side on his car in blue] 

  Homer Simpson : [to the rest of the family]  What do you think?

  [the family comes outside to get a good look at the car; Marge groans and Lisa shakes her head in disbelief] 

  Bart Simpson : Just get to the game already!

  [Homer starts the car and backs out of the driveway and takes off knocking over the mailbox and taking it with him] 

  Homer Simpson : Woo hoo! All right!

• Nelson Muntz : Take me the pawn shop, I just lifted Grampa Simpson's watch.

  Abraham Simpson : I'm afraid of the future!

• Bart Simpson : Hey Otto Mann!

  Otto Mann : Hey Bart dude!