Jackass: The Movie (2002)

Bam Margera: Self

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Quotes 

• Bam Margera : Since we no longer have to bleep cuss words, I promise I will get my mom to say, "fuck" by the end of this movie.

  [after seeing an alligator in her house] 

  April Margera : That's the scariest fucking thing I ever saw!

• Bam Margera : [after Dunn puts a toy car in his butt]  So, why couldn't you do this, because your dad would disown you?

  Steve-O : Well, no, I...

  Bam Margera : Dude, you drank wine off a dude's ass crack!

  Steve-O : Well, my dad never saw that, never told him that. I just went to him and said, "Listen, Dad, we're going hard these days, and there's some ideas floating around," and I just mentioned the toy-car-in-the-butt thing. And then he said... You know it's when like your parents said "I'm not mad at you, just disappointed" You know that hurts so much more.

  [laughs] 

• Johnny Knoxville : [dazed, holding head after golf cart accident]  I don't know what happened. I just remember we went in the air and the next thing I know, I'm just... fucked.

  Bam Margera : Dude, you were hauling so much ass!

• Johnny Knoxville : That had bad news written all over it.

  Bam Margera : Dunn can't drive for shit!

• Bam Margera : Whose dick do I gotta suck to get some explosions around here?

• Bam Margera : We wanted to see if you would run here with a car up your ass!

  Ryan Dunn : No, I ain't running anywhere. It's scary enough to walk.

• [after waking Phil up with fire works] 

  Bam Margera : Hey Phil, you know you have to get up at 5 in the morning tonight.

• Bam Margera : [from extended footage, on phone]  How much does Rake hate mustard?

  [to cameraman] 

  Bam Margera : This is Rake's mom and she says I wouldn't be able to have children in my future.

• Bam Margera : This is Sweaty Fat Fucks.

  [Tony Hawk and Mat Hoffman hit Bam in the balls] 

• Bam Margera : Look at Phil's tummy.

• Bam Margera : [about the upset customer in the store]  He was so bummed! He went there to buy QTips and he just got bummed because there was a fight going on!

• Bam Margera : [after getting a surprise haircut]  Eh! What the fuck!