Keen Eddie (2003–2004)

Mark Valley: Det. Eddie Arlette

Quotes 

• Fiona : Get out.

  Eddie : Out of the kitchen?

  Fiona : Out of the kitchen, out of the flat, out of London, out of the world. It's full. Get out.

  Eddie : I can't get out of the world. I didn't pull the kind of math grades you need to qualify for the space program.

• Eddie : Why can't you just say "good morning?"

  Fiona : Why can't you just say "I've found my own flat." Five simple words to brighten up a rainy day. It's not hard. I've. Found. My. Own. Flat.

  Eddie : Really? When are you moving out?

• Eddie : [to Fiona]  Why don't you do something really funny? You know, like push a handicapped kid down the stairs in his wheelchair?

• Eddie : Good morning.

  Fiona : Oh, is it? Has your visa expired?

• [Eddie to Fiona] 

  Eddie : Ya know what I like best about Nigel? His personality.

• Eddie : You know what I like about you?

  Fiona : What?

  Eddie : Nothing.

• Fiona : Well we're in trouble then aren't we?

  Eddie : We certainly are, especially if you think that top goes with those pants.

• Carol Ross : Excuse me, sir, but the gentleman out here...

  Eddie : ...who is of no importance whatsoever, Miss Hornypenny... uh... Moneypenny.