The Incredibles (2004)

Lou Romano: Bernie Kropp

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• Principal : I appreciate you coming down here, Mrs. Parr.

  [Mrs. Parr looks at Dash] 

  Helen : What is this about? Has Dash done something wrong?

  Bernie Kropp : He's a disruptive influence and he openly mocks me in front of the class.

  Dash : He says.

  Bernie Kropp : [to Dash]  Look, I know it's you!

  [to Helen] 

  Bernie Kropp : He puts thumbtacks on my stool.

  Helen : You saw him do this?

  Bernie Kropp : Well, not real... No, actually not.

  Helen : Then, how do you know it was him?

  Bernie Kropp : I hid a camera.

  [has the videotape, Dash gasps and looks at Helen, glaring at him] 

  Bernie Kropp : And this time I got him.

  [Plays the videotape of Bernie goes back into the chair. Dash puts a tack on his chair while he's sitting down. Bernie screams and students laugh] 

  Bernie Kropp : See? You see?

  [Helen, Dash and Principal squinting their eyes, while Bernie rolls his eyes] 

  Bernie Kropp : What, you don't see it?

  [groans, rewinds the tape] 

  Bernie Kropp : He moves! Right there! Wait, wait... Right there! Right as I'm sitting down! I don't know, I don't know how he does it. But, there's no tack on my stool before he moves and after he moves, there's a tack! Coincidence? I think not!

  Principal : Uh... Bernie?

  Bernie Kropp : Don't "Bernie" me! This little rat is guilty!

  Principal : You and your son may go now, Mrs. Parr. I'm sorry for the trouble.

  [Helen and Dash leaving the Principal's Office, Bernie is in clear shocked] 

  Bernie Kropp : You're letting him go again? He's guilty! You can see it in his smug little face. Guilty, I say! Guilty! Guilty! No!

• Principal : I appreciate you coming down here, Mrs. Parr.

  Helen Parr : Has Dash done something wrong?

  Bernie Kropp : Uh, he's a disruptive influence, and he openly mocks me in front of the class.

  Dashiell 'Dash' Parr : He says.

  Bernie Kropp : Look, I know it's you! He puts thumbtacks on my stool!

  Helen Parr : You saw him do this?

  Bernie Kropp : Well-- No, actually no.

  Helen Parr : Oh... then how do you know it was him?

  Bernie Kropp : I hid a camera and this time I've got him.

  [Turns the video on. Dash is seen moving fast like a race car and as Bernie sits down, he stands in pain] 

  Bernie Kropp : See? You don't see?

  [Rewinds the video] 

  Bernie Kropp : He moves, right there! Right there, right as I'm sitting down! I don't know how he does it but there's no tack on my stool before he moves and after he moves, there's a tack. Coincidence? I think NOT!

  Principal : Uh, Bernie?

  Bernie Kropp : Don't "Bernie" me. THIS LITTLE RAT IS GUILTY!