Daddy Day Care (2003)
Eddie Murphy: Charlie Hinton
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Quotes
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Phil : [in the carrot suit] Nobody likes broccoli!
Charlie Hinton : [in the broccoli suit] Ben likes broccoli! Don't you, Ben?
Ben : Nope.
Charlie Hinton : You turned my own sprout against me? Now you're gonna die!
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Charlie Hinton : So... what else can we learn about?
Jamie : Dolphins. Dolphins are good.
Max : Dolphins are fish!
Becca : No, they're not!
Max : Yeah-huh, they live in water!
Becca : That doesn't mean they're fish!
Charlie Hinton : Hey, hey, hey... Calm down now. Maybe we should just ask another question here.
Jamie : ...Where do babies come from?
Charlie Hinton : Eh, eh... Y'know, why don't we go back to the dolphins, or something other than *that*?
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Ben : Remember when you broke my yo-yo?
Charlie Hinton : I did not break your yo-yo.
Ben : You did!
Charlie Hinton : I did not break your yo-yo.
Ben : Yes, you did!
Charlie Hinton : Your yo-yo was broke.
Ben : Yes, you did! Yes, you did! Admit-admit it! Ya killin me! Ya really killin me!
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Charlie Hinton : Hey, man, how did it go in there?
Max : ...I missed.
Charlie Hinton : Heh heh... what does that mean?
Max : I missed!
Charlie Hinton : Oh, hell, no!
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Charlie Hinton : If you don't stop it with that Star Trek stuff, I'm gonna push you in that sticker bush.
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Charlie Hinton : Today we need some organization and planned activities.
Phil : No. We need Ritalin and leashes, that's what we need.
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Charlie Hinton : Any boob can run a day-care center but it takes a family to raise some kids and that's what we're gonna be from now on, a family.
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Charlie Hinton : If you put your kids through this, they're gonna be miserable in four languages...
Mrs. Gwyneth Harridan : Five. We start Portuguese in the fall.
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Charlie Hinton : OK, you're gonna go out straight for a pass, and I want you to be my blocker. You're gonna come across and cut left and I'll...
Max : How 'bout we just run in a circle?
Charlie Hinton : ...Yeah, OK, that's a better idea! How 'bout we just aaaallllll run in a circle?
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Charlie Hinton : [after Crispin kicks Charlie in the shin] I'll see you tomorrow, Crispin. Tomorrow!
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Becca : We need more learning about things!
Charlie Hinton : More learning about things?
Becca : Yes. We're at a very critical age. You have to feed our minds!
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Crispin : [shouts] Shut-up, Butthead!
Charlie Hinton : Shut-up, Butthead? I'm sure your mommy and daddy don't like you talking like that. When your mommy comes to get you I'm going to tell her what you said.
[Crispin kicks Charlies shin]
Charlie Hinton : [yells] Owww!
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Charlie Hinton : Wow, goats really love pie
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[last lines]
Charlie Hinton : Whoa! Hey, little man!
[looks around room]
Charlie Hinton : I'd say this wasn't a bad trade-off.
Ben : Yeah, Dad.
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[first lines]
Ben : Good morning, Daddy.
Charlie Hinton : Hey, Ben, how you doing, man?
[yawn]
Charlie Hinton : Oh, God. Daddy's got to get ready for work.
Ben : Can't you stay home?
Charlie Hinton : No, I got a big day at work today. A real big day.
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Kim Hinton : So, Pooch, how was your first day at school?
Ben Hinton : OK.
Kim Hinton : Just OK?
Ben Hinton : I don't know anybody there.
Kim Hinton : Oh, well, give it some time. You'll make some friends.
[to Charlie]
Kim Hinton : How about you, baby? How was your day?
Charlie Hinton : I lost my J-O-B.
Kim Hinton : You lost your J-O-B?
Charlie Hinton : I got F-I-R-E-D. Me and 300 other people.
Kim Hinton : They cannot do that! What about Jim Fields? Can't he do something?
Charlie Hinton : Jim Fields is the one that pulled the trigger. Now, he's not gonna be inclined to do anything 'cause when I found out it was him, I told him he could take a flying F...
Kim Hinton : Charlie!
[Charlie and Kim turn to Ben, who wipes his nose on the back of his right hand; they turn back to each other]
Charlie Hinton : H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P. Don't worry about this. I'm a guy in demand, and I'll have a new job in a week. A week.
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[after the failure of the presentation of Veggie-O's]
Jim Fields : We're killing it.
Charlie Hinton : Hey, come on Jim, we had one bad test and it's a hard nut to crack. Any fool can sell chocolatey chocolate balls and cotton candy-flavored cereal to kids, man.
[Jim takes out his notebook and a pen and writes something down]
Jim Fields : Cotton candy. That's not bad. Hey guys, look, I'm sorry, but it was a dog. Kids just don't want to eat vegetables for breakfast. Who knew?
Charlie Hinton : It's exactly what I told you six months ago when you put us on this project.
Jim Fields : You did? Well, it's not just Veggie-O's. We're shutting down the whole health division.
Phil : That's like 300 people.
Jim Fields : Yeah, it's just not a business we want to be in.
