As If (2002)

Adrienne Wilkinson: Nikki

Quotes 

• Nikki : Don't confuse love and lust. Lust is a lot easier.

• Sasha : It'll serve him right if his blind date is about sixty.

  Alex : Ugh. Like having sex with your mom.

  Nikki : Oh, my God, what if it is his mom?

• Nikki : Please, stay a little longer. I don't want to hang here with Sooz, people might think I'm a lesbian.

  Sasha : Oh, like you've never pretended to be a lesbian to get a guy.

  Nikki : Ha, true. All right, go home to Rob. I'll be just fine.

• Nikki : it's like I'm addicted, with any guy I go into instant flirt mode.

  Sooz : What kind of thing do you do?

  Nikki : Okay, for a start, I always laugh really hard whenever they say anything even remotely funny. Then I do a little hair flip. And I always act like whatever they say is the most interesting thing I've heard in my entire life. And always agree, so they don't feel threatened.