Der Wixxer (2004)
Thomas Fritsch: Earl of Cockwood
Quotes
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Butler Alfons Hatler : I could be your Führer...
Earl of Cockwood : Not today.
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Earl of Cockwood : Hate is a perfect requirement for a working marriage.
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Earl of Cockwood : [Imitating jury member Dieter Bohlen of "Deutschland sucht den Superstar", Germany's version of Pop Idol] First, let me tell what I liked - nothing. And now what I didn't like - the rest of it. We'll be in touch.
[shoots the singer, causing the other female captives to panic]
Earl of Cockwood : Ladies, ladies, calm down, this is only an audition!