Try Seventeen (2002)

Aaron Pearl: Brad

Quotes 

• Brad : It's been three years since I had sex, Jones.

  Jones : Woah.

  Brad : Did you say "woah"? Three years of celibacy deserves more than "woah". "Woah" doesn't come close.

  Jones : Try seventeen.

  Brad : What, years?

  Jones : The first twelve are pretty easy.

  Brad : What about the, uh...

  [indicates the girl upstairs] 

  Brad : [Jones shakes his head] 

  Brad : So you're a...

  [Jones nods] 

  Brad : Woah.

• Brad : One more and I blow you little sister's best friend out of your trousers!