Holes (2003)

Jake M. Smith: Squid

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Quotes 

• Magnet : Hey. Maybe it'll rain for 40 days and 40 nights, like it did in the Bible.

  Armpit : Yeah, maybe we'll have to build an arc.

  Squid : We'll get two of every animal...

  X-Ray : Yeah, two scorpions, two rattlesnakes, two yellow spotted lizards all that.

• Magnet : Maybe he found Zero. Maybe they're still alive.

  X-Ray : Yeah, and maybe the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy are still alive.

  Squid : Maybe my mom'll stop drinkin' and my dad'll come back.

  Twitch : Man when Caveman stole that truck... oh...

  Zig-Zag : That was awesome.

  Armpit : Yeah, Caveman did have style.

• Zig-Zag : What color was it's blood?

  Stanley : I-I don't know. I couldn't tell.

  Zig-Zag : I wish I'd a seen it. Bam!

  Magnet : If Mr. Sir didn't shoot it, Stanley, you'd be in the hole.

  Zig-Zag : Don't you know each one's got exactly 11 spots?

  Squid : Yeah, man, but if you ever get close enough to count 'em, you're dead.

  Armpit : Look, it's the lizards we're workin' for, man. We build their houses for 'em. I mean, yesterday I saw 10 of 'em in one hole.

  Squid : We ain't diggin' for no lizards

  Armpit : What we diggin' for then man?

  X-Ray : Like Mr. Sir said, we diggin' to build some character.

• Stanley : Man how did she know my name?

  Zig-Zag : Oh, man, she's got the whole place wired. Oh yeah, she has these little cameras and microphones all over the place. In the tent, in the rec room, in the showers.

  Stanley : They're not in the showers.

  Squid : Oh don't listen to him. I read his file. It said he suffers from, um, oh. acute paranoia.

  Magnet : So I guess that means she watches me everyday, huh.

  Armpit : Man, he said cameras and microphones, not microscopes.

• Zero : Did they have red X's on them?

  Squid : You got Zero to talk.

  Armpit : Hey yo, what else can you do Zero?

  [Zero looks at his food] 

  Stanley : Yeah. Yeah they did.

• Stanley : I stole a pair of shoes.

  Squid : From a store or were they on someone's feet?

  Zig-Zag : No, he killed the guy first, just left out that little detail, huh?

• Stanley : Look, it says KB.

  Zig-Zag : Yeah... yeah that's Keith Barrenger.

  Squid : Who?

  Zig-Zag : He was in my math class.

• [X-ray takes Stanley's shovel] 

  Magnet : You picked up X-Ray's shovel. It's shorter than the rest of 'em.

  Squid : Smaller shovel, smaller hole.

• [after Mr. Pendanski introduced everyone] 

  Squid : And that's Mom!

• Squid : Hey look! A cloud!

  [points to it] 

  Squid : Right there!