Holes (2003)
Sigourney Weaver: The Warden
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Quotes
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The Warden Walker : Stanley, won't you just open it? Just let me see what's inside it, please!
Stanley : Excuse me?
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Mr. Sir : What're we gonna do?
The Warden Walker : You'll do as I say.
[puts her hat on and leaves]
Mr. Pendanski : What did she say?
Mr. Sir : Not much.
Mr. Pendanski : What do we do?
Mr. Sir : You'll do as I say.
[puts his hat on and leaves]
Mr. Pendanski : But you didn't say anything either.
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The Warden Walker : This is my special nail polish. I make it myself. You Want to know my secret ingredient? Rattlesnake venom. I just love what it does to the coloring. It's perfectly harmless... when it's dry.
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The Warden Walker : I am surrounded by cow turds.
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The Warden Walker : [while all the boys are digging out a deep trench, Armpit tries to dupe the Warden into thinking that he has found something which is obviously nothing more than a recently broken TV nob] Are you trying to be funny, or do you just think I'm stupid?
Armpit : No, ma'am. I wasn't trying to be funny.
The Warden Walker : Excuse me?
Mr. Sir : You know something, Armpit? Your little joke has just cost you a week of shower privileges.
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[repeated line]
The Warden Walker : Excuse me?
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The Warden Walker : Is that all you jackasses can dig?
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The Warden Walker : How about you dig, and Caveman can fill the canteens? So what do you want to do?
Mr. Pendanski : I'll fill the canteens.
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The Warden Walker : Dr. Pendanski, drive X-ray back to camps. Give him double shower tokens and a snack. But first, fill everyone's canteen!
Mr. Pendanski : I already filled them!
The Warden Walker : Excuse me?
Mr. Pendanski : I had already filled them when you drove up in the car.
The Warden Walker : Excuse me, did I ask you when you lasted filled them?
Mr. Pendanski : No, you didn't but...
The Warden Walker : Excuse me, now these fine boys have been working hard. Don't you think it just might be possible they have taken a drink since you filled their canteens?
Mr. Pendanski : It's possible.
