Scary Movie 3 (2003)

Troy Yorke: Alien #1

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Quotes 

• Alien #1 : Wait please, we mean you no harm. We travel to your planet to find an evil little girl. We must destroy her before seven days.

  George : You mean... You watched the video tape?

  Alien #1 : Our satellite caught up what we thought was Pootie Tang, that was a week ago. And now our entire race will die, unless the girl is destroyed.

  Tom : Aw, you see, they are peaceful.

  Mahalik : If they so peaceful, man, why were they choking us a few minutes ago?

  Alien #1 : Oh... that's how we say hello.

  George : Well how do you guys say goodbye?

  [an alien kicks George in the groin] 

  George : [in pain]  I had to ask.

• Alien #1 : [points finger]  If you think that's strange, you should see how we pee.

• Mahalik : [to the Aliens]  So, if they're friendly, then how come they choke us a few minutes ago?

  Alien #1 : Oh, that's how we say hello.

  George : Then how do you say good-bye?

  [the Alien kicks him in the crotch] 

  George : Oooh... I had to ask...

  Alien #1 : If you think that's unusual, then you should see how we pee.

  [he starts peeing out of his finger] 

  President Harris : Oooooh, we are not so much different after all...

  [the President starts peeing out of his finger also]