Just Married (2003)

David Moscow: Kyle

Quotes 

• Kyle : That is one strong gate.

• Tom : So basically, you're asking me if I would rather be married to Sarah or have 51 one night stands.

  Kyle : Minimum.

  Tom : I don't even have to think about it.

  Kyle : Ok, is there a girl you wished you'd hooked up with, but didn't?

  Tom : You are like the worst best man ever!

• Kyle : We are not leaving until Sarah herself confirms that she is shit-canning Tom!

  [looks at Tom] 

  Kyle : Or not.

• Kyle : I hope she doesn't spook on you, man.

  Tom : What are you talking about?

  Kyle : Oh, I love Sarah, don't get me wrong, but... rich chicks spook.

• Kyle : Rich daddy equals expectations. Expectations are like a fungal rot on a marriage.

  Tom : Our marriage is not going to have a 'fungal rot'.

  Kyle : Unless she finds out you slaughtered her dog!

  [laughs, then stops, seeing Tom's expression] 

  Kyle : Oh, don't worry, I'll take that to my grave.

• Kyle : Open the gates. Jack-in-the-box!

  Yuan : Me not jack in box. You jack in box.