Bringing Down the House (2003)
Queen Latifah: Charlene Morton
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Quotes
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Howie Rottman : I'd like to dip you in Cheez Wiz and spread you all over a Ritz cracker, if I'm not being too subtle.
Charlene Morton : Boy, you some kinda freaky!
Howie Rottman : Oh, you have no idea. You got me straight trippin', boo!
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Peter Sanderson : I message for you. Howie says, 'The cool points out the window and you got him all twisted up in the game.'
Charlene Morton : That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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Ashley : [to Peter, about Charlene] What is she doin' here?
Charlene Morton : Oh, get used to it, twiggy; you're gonna be seein' a lot more of me around here!
Ashley : [to Peter, about Charlene] Not without a broom in your hand.
Charlene Morton : If I HAVE a broom, it's only cuz I'm here to sweep up the white trash!
Ashley : Save it for the Y.M.C.A, Jemimah.
Charlene Morton : Bitch! I will kick the bulimia outta yo' ass!
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Ashley : Compliments of Tae-Bo: 2 hours a day 5 days a week
Charlene Morton : Compliments of the hood: 24 hours a day all my life!
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Charlene Morton : Pretend I'm your wife. Talk dirty to me.
Peter Sanderson : Um, okay... I wanna kiss you A LOT!
Charlene Morton : No no no! Dirtier...
Peter Sanderson : I wanna give you - an aromatherapy massage!
Charlene Morton : Try harder!
Peter Sanderson : I wanna have SEXUAL INTERCOURSE with...
Charlene Morton : I give up!
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Mike : [Charlene's hanging Mike by his feet off the top of a house after finding out he got rough with Sarah to have sex with her] Please don't kill me! Oh God! Pull me up!
Charlene Morton : Yo Sarah! Mike has something he wants to say,
[to Mike]
Charlene Morton : say sorry!
Mike : I'm sorry!
Charlene Morton : Say sorry!
Mike : [louder] I'm sorry!
Charlene Morton : Say no means no!
Mike : No means no!
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Howie Rottman : Do me a favor, precious: don't ever scare me like that again, or I'm gonna give you a nasty spankie... if I'm not being too subtle!
Charlene Morton : [smiles] He's such a damn freak!
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Peter Sanderson : And believe me, Sarah is going places!
[Charlene looks out the window to see Sarah sneaking out and getting into a car with a boy]
Charlene Morton : Oh, she's going places alright.
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Peter Sanderson : [nervously] Don't you just love being our nanny, Charlene?
Charlene Morton : [pauses]
[speaking in a fake Southern Accent]
Charlene Morton : Yessir. I'm gonna go on down to de pool wit' de children. Make fun of de white folks again.
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Charlene Morton : I get a wedgie just walking in your office.
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Charlene Morton : I kicked it off the heezy and bounced... fo' real, tho!
Peter Sanderson : What did you just say?
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Peter Sanderson : Charlene, what is this particular taste? It's familiar, yet... what is it, some sort of an herb, like sage?
Charlene Morton : Naw... it's more like a milk of mint.
Peter Sanderson : Well, whatever it is, the taste is explosive!
Charlene Morton : Well, good then! Enjoy!
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Peter Sanderson : I guess I'll just see you in my next life.
[laughs crazily]
Peter Sanderson : Bye!
[drives away]
Charlene Morton : Ha-ha, I'll see you when you get home.
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Charlene Morton : [to Peter] You lock me out, no money, no place to go, a sister got to get her cheese on.
