- Pvt. Leslie Cuthbertson: Have you ever been married sergeant?
- Sgt. Peter King: What do I want to do that for?
- Pvt. Leslie Cuthbertson: We're out of petrol.
- Sgt. Peter King: Cop hold of that oar Cuthbertson.
- Pvt. Leslie Cuthbertson: We're not going to row are we?
- Sgt. Peter King: No. We're going to knit a jumper. It'll give you an appetite.